Wal-Mart and the Death Star

With the introduction of in-store health clinics Wal-Mart has taken a huge stride beyond its status as the world's largest retailer, and toward its future as a self-sufficient sattelite to Earth that may or may not one day obliterate the third planet from the sun with a massive Death Ray.

The time is nigh, ladies and gents. Head to your local Wal-Mart and purchase a firearm, and with that firearm, take out any future "Wal-Martians" you see roaming about.

Pictured below: a diverse array of Wal-Martians (they come in all shapes and sizes!), the Death Star