If I bought a new outfit....

If you asked me, yes I would give you my honest opinion.

I would tell you that at the store, or in the dressing room, if we were shopping together. That would be privately keeping a friend from making a mistake. But not after you bought it and were wearing it. Then it would be rude, as though I were criticizing your taste.

You're a puppy dog. Doesn't your tail cover your butt?

Yeah, us girlfriends are there for each other, we believe in being honest but not hurtful. What would a guy say though.

Personally, I have a partiality for those, of the feminine sect, who possess a generous amount of corpulent tissue in the gluteus maximus region; which by all accounts would be considered above and beyond average. I also find that I am unable to deceive nor distort, falsify nor fabricate, or in any way be coerced to perjure myself on said matter.


In other words

I like big butts and I can not lie...

Sorry, I would tell you, too, if you asked me!
Even after you already bought the outfit!

I'd keep my mouth shut though if you did not ask me, even if I thought your behind looked like a gothic church!

I like the way you said that (the girlfriend part) and could not agree more.
I realize you want a guy's opinion and I am not a guy.

I know this is "off topic" but I did not mean to give you the impression I would ever post anyone's real name. That would be hurtful and I would not do that.

continue please

No, I would never tell you your butt looked fat in anything because I just wouldn't have the heart to hurt you.

I would tell you in perfect honesty that the outfit did not make your butt look big.... everyone knows it's the sense of sight that does that.....

Awwwww, the softer side of Bear