I have walked into the chaos

martybarker wrote:

I feel fat

I'll be the judge of that! come here and let me feel you wench.

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JPB wrote:

Well, you NOT!

I'm losing my mind Crying or Very sad

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JPB wrote:

JPB wrote:
Well, you NOT!

I'm losing my mind

No, you have simply mastered ebonics

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What in hell happened to Dys?

WHERE is this written about????

Shocked

Me, I am having a very ugly week.

I was bloody ugly when I went to work yesterday and the day before, and unspeakably ugly when I got home.

How in hell do these things happen?

One minute you're walking around, looking damned ok for a woman of your age...the next, you look like ****.

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I've been fighting the desire to kill my coworkers for weeks now.

Are laced brownies good for attitude adjustments?

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My neighbours are a pain in my ass Evil or Very Mad

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caribou wrote:

I've been fighting the desire to kill my coworkers for weeks now.

Are laced brownies good for attitude adjustments?

Yes, especially if you lace them with chocolate covered exlax and serve them, with a smile, to your co-workers.

Twisted Evil

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Sounds like something I could use for my neighbours. If they're on the toilet, they're not in my face.....yeah....hmmmmm....

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It would just give some of them more to whine about....

I could stuff the rest of the brownies in my ears, I suppose...

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If I dont make it, I have a wish for a E-wake. If youd be so kind, can I impose upon you all to just have a pointless thread for me that just wanders all over the backyard, going nowhere and chock full of non-sequiturs and really dumass puns . Everyso often I read the memorial to Timber and I would feel more comfortable having one for me led by someone who never gets anywhere, someone like spendi . And if anybody gets really sappy , the rest could just start feeling fat or craving chocolate, or even questioning Gungas sanity with a Bob Dylan song lyric and correcting each others ebonics and favorite pizza toppings.. Id like that, were I able to read it.

Bear, You have to play some Mark Knoepfler tunes, or so phuckin help me...

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farmerman wrote:

If I dont make it, I have a wish for a E-wake.

Stop talking about it and just get on with it then. I need a drink.

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You're one cool cat Farmer, but do you actually think I could not be at least a little sappy.

Look who your talkin to Laughing

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Oh my, can you imagine spendius keeping a thread alive for the sake
of farmerman?

Would he be able to take his daily bath? Could farmerman have a
special urn in spendi's favorite pub - he'd be the talk of town on a daily
basis anyway.

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Tico wrote:

lace them with chocolate covered exlax and serve them, with a smile

I'd been planning to meet Tico.

I am now forced to reconsider my availability.

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farmerman wrote:

If I dont make it, I have a wish for a E-wake. If youd be so kind, can I impose upon you all to just have a pointless thread for me that just wanders all over the backyard, going nowhere and chock full of non-sequiturs and really dumass puns . Everyso often I read the memorial to Timber and I would feel more comfortable having one for me led by someone who never gets anywhere, someone like spendi . And if anybody gets really sappy , the rest could just start feeling fat or craving chocolate, or even questioning Gungas sanity with a Bob Dylan song lyric and correcting each others ebonics and favorite pizza toppings.. Id like that, were I able to read it.

Bear, You have to play some Mark Knoepfler tunes, or so phuckin help me...

I don't think such a tread would be possible with the members of this site, being as we are a fairly reserved group.

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dadpad wrote:

farmerman wrote:
If I dont make it, I have a wish for a E-wake.

Stop talking about it and just get on with it then. I need a drink.

I laughed so hard at that I'm going to feel terrible if farmerman doesn't pull through.

I wouldn't even admit it if I wasn't sure he will.

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ehBeth wrote:

Tico wrote:
lace them with chocolate covered exlax and serve them, with a smile

I'd been planning to meet Tico.

I am now forced to reconsider my availability.

Yer safe as long as we don't work in the same office. Mr. Green

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farmerman wrote:

If I dont make it, I have a wish for a E-wake. If youd be so kind, can I impose upon you all to just have a pointless thread for me that just wanders all over the backyard, going nowhere and chock full of non-sequiturs and really dumass puns . Everyso often I read the memorial to Timber and I would feel more comfortable having one for me led by someone who never gets anywhere, someone like spendi . And if anybody gets really sappy , the rest could just start feeling fat or craving chocolate, or even questioning Gungas sanity with a Bob Dylan song lyric and correcting each others ebonics and favorite pizza toppings.. Id like that, were I able to read it.

Bear, You have to play some Mark Knoepfler tunes, or so phuckin help me...

I'll start rehearsing immediately....

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