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Mon 28 May, 2007 04:23 pm
Laws of life
& Law of Mechanical Repair
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.
& Law of the Workshop
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
& Law of Probability
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
& Law of the Telephone
If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.
& Law of the Alibi
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
& Variation Law
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).
& Law of the Bath
When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
& Law of Close Encounters
The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
& Law of the Result
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
& Law of Biomechanics
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
& Law of the Theater
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.
& Law of Coffee
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
& Murphy's Law of Lockers
If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
& Law of Rugs/Carpets
The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.
& Law of Location
No matter where you go, there you are.
& Law of Logical Argument
Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
& Brown's Law
If the shoe fits, it's ugly.
& Oliver's Law
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
& Wilson's Law As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it. (this one is true every time!)
& Doctors' Law If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better. Don't make an appointment and you'll stay sick.
These are good. Are they your own thoughts?
Eva's Law:
The worse you look, the higher the probability that you will run into people you know. If you leave the house without putting on makeup, you are likely to encounter an old friend. If you also forget to comb your hair, you may run across an old flame. If you are also wearing grubby clothing that smells, you can be virtually assured of running into someone important...a prospective client or the president of your company, perhaps.
Re: THE LAWS OF LIFE
au1929 wrote:& Law of Location
No matter where you go, there you are.
Ive always liked this one..
Re: THE LAWS OF LIFE
au1929 wrote:& Law of the Alibi
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
I can attest that this one is 100% true.
Quote:& Wilson's Law As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it. (this one is true every time!)
True. Very true.
I've had that happen with food products I liked, hair products I liked, even a perfume I once
loved!
Quote:& Law of Logical Argument
Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
I'll have this one engraved on a copper tablet and hung in my room. Or better yet, I'll have it tattooed on my forehead backwards so that i can read it in the mirror every morning.
I was just about to single that one out as well. It makes a great tagline...
Appropriate, that one, isnt it?
It should be the official slogan of A2K or something.
Reyn
I'm afraid not. It was sent to me by E-mail
au1929 wrote:Reyn
I'm afraid not. It was sent to me by E-mail
Never mind. It was a lot of fun. Thanks for sharing.
Eva wrote:Eva's Law:
The worse you look, the higher the probability that you will run into people you know. If you leave the house without putting on makeup, you are likely to encounter an old friend. If you also forget to comb your hair, you may run across an old flame. If you are also wearing grubby clothing that smells, you can be virtually assured of running into someone important...a prospective client or the president of your company, perhaps.
I cant agree with this more, i swear to god i have OCD when it comes to grooming and staying clean, but the day i walk outside with blood/grease/dust/whiteshit/toothpaste on my shirt, on my way to the store to get some snacks, i run into EVERY single cute girl that lives in a 10 block radius around my house, and they NEVER come outside unless its to go to school or whatever they do when they are bein all cute.
Whats worse is that the asian girl, (the one i have a thing for) checks out right behind me
>.< i even said "good fuckin game" out loud on accident, i thought it was hilarious afterwards though.
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