I think I might be gustavratzenhofer

Aren't there Wally Disposal Kits at Wal-Mart?

I refuse to shop at Wal-Mart.

I'm afraid I'll accidently get locked in there overnight when I fall asleep on the can in the ladies room.

Then, I'll be like that girl in the movie, and have to sleep in the camping section.

Even worse, I'd have to be saved from all this by Kathy Bates who takes me home and helps me raise the baby I gave birth to in the middle of the night in a sleeping bag.

see....gus would know exactly what I'm talking about.

Who, on A2K, and of the opposite gender, reminds you most of yourself?


As yet, I have failed to encounter my paradoxal equivalent....estrogen enhanced or otherwise....nor even my doppelganger, at this site.

I have not felt so out of sorts since Harold Hecuba doublecrossed the castaways by stealing their idea for a musical version of Hamlet.

A diagnostic question, Chai: do you itch all over? If you don't then you are not like Gus.

Who do I identify most with? I'm afraid to say. I don't want to be sued..

Nobody....this is amazing, both my elbows are itching.

I feel a change coming in the wind.

Oh, wait a minute, that was just me farting.

or was it gus?

Do you think there is any money in synthesized "Eau De Fart"?

No, you need to talk to Bi-Polar on that issue.














[size=7]Will I do, in a pinch?[/size]

BBB
Thinking of Gus and Chai made my eyebrows twitch so rapidly that my body soared into the air. Will someone please help me get down from the top of my tree?

BBB

"Eau De Fart"? Oh Phoenix, you're a genius. What a product for the testosterone market. Trouble is, I'm told that Gus does not fart; he exudes his aroma.

BBB, stay up there. It sounds like a safe place. You should encourage Ash, Dys, and Osso to join you.

JB
JB, can you visualize that enough to make a 4' x 8' painting of the scene?
The tree is a Honey Locust. Dys is wearing his pajama tops. Osso is daring in her thong.

BBB