I'm being hit on by a 71 year old woman!

Blow the dust off that old vagina and tap tap tap.

She cute?

That would be like rubbing it on sandpaper!

This is probably your only chance of being a gigolo. Go for it!

Don't knock it if you ain't tried it.

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other than be flattered that she finds you appealing in some way?

An older woman? She probably has more experience than you. Go for it. You could learn something. :wink:

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Do?




Hurry the hell up before her anti psychotic medication kicks in, or she sobers up, and she sees you for what you are!


You are a hell of a lucky man, but your window of opportunity with any woman with her reason intact is likely to be small.

contrary to what everyone else may tell you, you don't have to screw everything with a hole in it that doesn't slap or bite you

What should you do?

Ask her for money!

Hook her up with an old guy. They'd both thank you.

I knew a 73 year old guy at my health club. He spent 8 weeks in Peru shaked up with a 32 year old babe. I said to him, "she's just after your money". He said, "I don't care! What am I gonna do with it???"

Take her for a drink and dinner at Dock of the Bay and have a really nice time.

Tell her to call here.


I really miss Mom.

I have an older gentleman (at least 80) that comes in to walk around the pool a couple of times per day. Before he leaves he gives me a pice of candy, says "God loves you. Jesus loves you and I love you too." To this I reply, I care for you, too Mr. H"

After a month of this he did it again and turned to leave. A few seconds later he reappeared at my door and said "When I say that I don't mean it in a sexual way."



"Oh, I know, Mr. H. I know what you mean and that is fine. You don't need to explain."

"Okay. (pause) Do you have a husband?"

Victor - give me her number. I'll be sure to pass it along to Mr. H.

That's a hoot squinney. Old coot trying to backdoor you, eh?

its a scientific factoid that wimmins can be had when they're near a pool...

Scientific factoids.....as seen on late night t.v.?

Note to self: be around if RP starts swimmin' with bowlegged wimmins.