littlek wrote:I used to work at a bar and when anyone said they lost something we'd respond the same way: if it was up your butt you'd know where it was! Lovely. Hope that helps.
"If it
were up your butt...."
"If it was..." implies that it has, in fact, been there at one time... which I could understand if I were Kicky, or Slappy, or Bear.
My feelings are hurt. You make it sound like you hardly know me.