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Tue 12 Nov, 2002 09:28 pm
Craven threw "accidentally" his dirty underwear on my bedroom doorknob after shutting the door and I had to find a coathanger to pull his underwear off in order to get my door open. So now I'm here to auction off the dirt one little dirty piece at a time.
Interesting facts: Did you know that more people see Craven's butt when he's drunk than his face when he isn't? And whenever Rob starts drinking and goes for a ride his friends always give them the window seat so that the bare butt stays out of the car. Last time his friends shut the window on it (power window controlled by the front seat passenger).
He is always trying to convince me to put one of the fish in the toilet bowl when we have visitors.
This should teach him not to put his underwear on my door ever again.
They were NOT dirty! And I have the dirt on you too ya know?
Facts: Danny passes out 1 out of every 3 times he drinks alcohol.
Danny sleeps 48 hours a day.
Danny only objected to the idea about the fish because he wanted me to pay for the fish.
Well at least we know how his under wear got dirty, he hasn't had time to change or bath since we invaded this sight. And as for the rest of your story Dan-e sounds like the Raven Craven will fit into the military just fine.
Sure, if you believe him. He's Canadan you know.
Well then that explains everything
Actually I thought you were gonna mess your pants trying to get me logged in the other day and then the avatar deal. Oh my goddess I was laughing so much. But you were so serious, so busy, so professional. But don't think I didn't know you was a blowin a gasket trying to get me to understand what you meant.
Craven is nothing if not patient with those of us who are less than computer literate. His patience will come in handy for his military career (as will his dirty underwear).
They weren't dirty! Danny is just lying through his Canadan tooth!
DanE is a fine, maple-syrup-owning Canajun. He knows how to spell properly and is not to be treated with anything but the greatest of respect!
Yes - BUT! Danny has broken the housemate's covenant - see evil, hear evil, shut the smeg up about what you have seen and heard!
How are people ever to live together if this trust is not nurtured like a weeny baby fishy?
Although, I do confess the bum part is a little disturbing....
Hmmm, Sorry, DanE, but that doesn't seem all that bad. Kind of funny, though.
ehBeth wrote:DanE is a fine, maple-syrup-owning Canajun. He knows how to spell properly and is not to be treated with anything but the greatest of respect!
"maple-syrup-owning" Is that the standard Canajun's are to be judged by now? lol
Does that make Craven "maple syrup pilfering"??
Man is this all the dirt you can find? Sheesh....
Piffka, I agree there is more than meets the eye here.
Uhoh Piffka! poor craven! What if danny sees that as a challenge!
The dlowan speakth da truth for sure.
Craven assures me his personal hygiene is excellent!
I have had no opportunities to assess this in the field, of course..........
Is not even Craven innocent until proven guilty?
Is not this the "golden thread" of the history of jurisprudence shared by all our countries?
If we cut him, does he not bleed? He's not an animal, he's a human bean!
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