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Reply Sat 17 Mar, 2007 12:28 pm
Theologist
Historian
Political Scientist
Physical Scientist
Social Scientist
Statistician
Naturalist
but I play all the above on a2k.
My user name is ________.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sat 17 Mar, 2007 12:29 pm
edgarIdon'tknowwhatthehellI'mtalkingaboutblythe
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Chai
 
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Reply Sat 17 Mar, 2007 01:02 pm
I am not a crook.
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littlek
 
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Reply Sat 17 Mar, 2007 01:03 pm
I am not a rocket scientist
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Sat 17 Mar, 2007 01:26 pm
im not a woman
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littlek
 
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Reply Sat 17 Mar, 2007 01:55 pm
Shocked birth must have been....... unusual.....
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Sat 17 Mar, 2007 03:13 pm
I am not a hermaphrodite.
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caribou
 
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Reply Sat 17 Mar, 2007 04:03 pm
I'm not really a dog or a caribou...
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LionTamerX
 
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Reply Sat 17 Mar, 2007 04:08 pm
I'm not really an arc welder...
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nimh
 
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Reply Sat 17 Mar, 2007 04:09 pm
I'm not your boy toy.
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nimh
 
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Reply Sat 17 Mar, 2007 04:09 pm
Oh wait, I am.
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djjd62
 
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Reply Sat 17 Mar, 2007 04:19 pm
I'm Not the Guy
Dan Bern

You can categorize me
Lump me with the others
If that's the way you wanna play
You can say that the way it's been
Is exactly
The way that it's gotta be
And I'll make you feel right
If you gotta feel right
Well if you're willing to live truthfully
I think you'll see
That, Babe, I'm not the guy Who hurt you
Many years ago

I'm not the guy
I'm not the guy
I'm not the guy

Babe, what are you seeing?
When you look in my eyes
Maybe someone from a magazine
Is that someone who hurt you?
You don't gotta explain it
I used to read that magazine myself
But last night in the kitchen, yeah
I cancelled my subscription, yeah
And maybe you'll believe me, Babe
That you don't need to carry yours
Around anymore

'Cause I'm not the guy
I'm not the guy
I'm not the guy

I'm not the guy who made you crawl into the shell
I'm not the guy who threw your heart against the wall
I'm not the guy who made you feel like all you did was lost
I'm not the guy who loved you, Babe, and kept his fingers crossed

I'm not the guy
I'm not the guy
I'm not the guy

I'm not the guy who tried to hide his wedding ring
I'm not the guy who disappeared after the spring
I'm not the guy who took care of you for a weekend stay
I'm not the guy who loved you babe, and took his love away

I'm not the guy
I'm not the guy
I'm not the guy

I'm not the guy
I'm not the guy
I'm not the guy
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Sat 17 Mar, 2007 04:30 pm
nimh wrote:
I'm not your boy toy.


you have just destroyed all of my fantasies...
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jespah
 
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Reply Sat 17 Mar, 2007 05:48 pm
I'm not Rappaport.
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Sat 17 Mar, 2007 05:50 pm
I'm not infected anymore....
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djjd62
 
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Reply Sat 17 Mar, 2007 05:51 pm
yes, but are you infected any less Twisted Evil
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2PacksAday
 
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Reply Sat 17 Mar, 2007 06:17 pm
I do not think, therefore I am not.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Sat 17 Mar, 2007 06:19 pm
I am not an italian dish.
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nimh
 
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Reply Sat 17 Mar, 2007 06:22 pm
shewolfnm wrote:
nimh wrote:
I'm not your boy toy.


you have just destroyed all of my fantasies...

Yeah, the page break kinda ruined my joke...

(that one was followed by this this one)
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Noddy24
 
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Reply Sat 17 Mar, 2007 08:49 pm
I'm not Prince Hamlet--nor was meant to be.

I'm not Gertrude, either.

Or J. Alfred.
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