My kids are little sh!ts!

absolutely....

martybarker- Kids are not humans, until they are at least 30, and some of them later than that!

I asked my son how he thought they'd get away with it without me getting mad at them. His reply,"You love us!"

Now I have to payback! Any idea's?

oh my god....

Hubby is getting a prank tonight...

I don't know how I missed the bright red rubber band on the nozzle!

Shave their eyebrows off while they sleep, or even better shave only one eyebrow off.

Buy a monopoly game and each time your offspring ask you for some cash for a movie, or a pair of shoes, or to meet friends at the mall, give them some monopoly money. When they whine and complain tell them to get over it, you know they love you no matter what you give them.

Don't do their laundry until it can be thrown at the wall and sticks for at least a count of five. If they want something washed, insist they do this exercise with you supervising and if it doesn't meet the requirements, tell them sorry, to come back a week later and if the dirty washing passes the test, you will do it.

Yikes, I could go on and on. Somebody stop me!

Re: My kids are little sh!ts!

it must be on youtube by now...

Funniest home videos pays big bucks Marty. Keep the money.

Scan and upload nekkid baby photos to myspace. Send copies to all the people in their email list.

Friend their friends on myspace and chat with them.

Take their lunches to school and deliver to their classroom.

When you pick them up from parties go inside and hang out for a while.

OK, todays the day. I got my daughter the other day though. There's a pizza place near the house that has a guy dressed as a slice of pizza dancing around on the street corner. So while we were at the grocery store I mentioned that I found her a great part-time job so she could pay for her own concert tickets. She was really excited that I found a place that would hire her before her 16th b-day. When I told her about it she got really quiet and cranky. I could only let it go for about 10 minutes. When I told her the truth she said she was getting ready to cry.

oy, don't do onto others what you wouldn't want them to do to you. Tell your daughter to remember that. I think it was funny, dancing pizza girl, that would really fly in her high school i bet.

Cub did the costume thing one summer before 16 for an ice-cream place.

He drew the line at wearing the Strawberry Shortcake costume.