College? Kicky's kid?!?!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!
Seriously, kick, don't look a gift puta in the buca.
kickycan wrote:Tell ya what, Jespah. You just pick out the most expensive thing they got and send it my way. I don't care what it is, it's the thought that counts.
You're getting a Fabergé crystal caviar server, for almost $10k when you throw in some beluga and include shipping. I'm sure the baby will make good use of it.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00026LBTG/ref=cm_gift_gg_lux_B00026LBTG/103-4751551-8695856
Is the roe full of tiny little crystal eggs?
Jespah, that's great. Thank you so much. If only I ate caviar. But still, it's lovely. Women will think I'm classy if I have that out somewhere on the kitchen counter...or maybe in the toilet would be more classy. Either way, it's an exquisite piece, and I will put it to good use.
buca puta. That's gonna be the name of my next band.
kickycan wrote:Jespah, that's great. Thank you so much. If only I ate caviar. But still, it's lovely. Women will think I'm classy if I have that out somewhere on the kitchen counter...or maybe in the toilet would be more classy. Either way, it's an exquisite piece, and I will put it to good use.
You're welcome. I suspect if you heated it up in the microwave, you could then use it as a portable testicle warmer. Of course you'd only be able to do one testicle at a time. Perhaps I should get you two. Maybe I can get a discount.
Kicky, Im happy that your happy.
I have only recently discovered what happiness feels like and its a damn good feeling!!
Enjoy it as much as possible.
Theres obviously something happening behind your back of which youre not aware.
