Do I jump funny?

But, throwing is something all together different, eh, Gus?

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I jump like one of Gus's sheep.

Especially if he sneaks up on me again.

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littlek wrote:

But, throwing is something all together different, eh, Gus?

I throw a football 85 yards through the air in a perfect spiral, a baseball leaving my hand is a lethal weapon, and with my pitchfork I can knock the wings off a gnat at thirty yards, so my throwing is just fine, thank you.

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So, whattup with the pigs?

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nimh wrote:

I jump like one of Gus's sheep.

Especially if he sneaks up on me again.

I don't sneak up on anyone or any creature, nimh. I stroll up with a casual indifference and go about my business.

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"poetry in motion", eh?

you know, Vonnegut wrote poetry, too...

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littlek wrote:

So, whattup with the pigs?

Have you ever tried to throw a pig and appear graceful?

Easier said than done.

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Have you ever tried to throw a pig, Little K?

When its still alive?

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a-HA!

Gus and nimh ARE the same person!!!

I always knew it.

Sneaky, sneaky.

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Kill it before you throw it.

Its not the worst philosophy for life..

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dagmaraka wrote:

"poetry in motion", eh?

you know, Vonnegut wrote poetry, too...

Is that a slam on Vonnegut?

I liked that part in one of his books where the little dude from outer space was killed in a bar by a burly biker who had mistook him for a stick match and repeatedly struck his head against the underside of the bar until his neck was broken.

That was poetic.

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You people are confusing me.

Pinball is my favorite girl in Mo's class at school. I was in charge of jumping today and Pinball told me I jump funny.

I jumped 500 times and she giggled at me the whole time.

I think I jump pretty good so I'm confused about jumping and about you people now.

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boomer, you cause more confusion in one day than the rest of us do in a lifetime, so spare us the lecture please.

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You have the knees to jump 500 times?

I was demonstrating speed jumping the other day. OW.

(No kidding, Gus!! I mean nimh. I mean gusnimh. Yeah.)

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Quote:

Do I jump funny?

Are you a clown?

I think you should play pinball with young pinball.

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How can we be the same person if we both posted in the same minute? Huh? Explain that!

Ha.

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I regularly post in the same minute. I mean, you have like 59 seconds, that's plenty.

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See?

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gustavratzenhofer wrote:

dagmaraka wrote:
"poetry in motion", eh?

you know, Vonnegut wrote poetry, too...

Is that a slam on Vonnegut?

I liked that part in one of his books where the little dude from outer space was killed in a bar by a burly biker who had mistook him for a stick match and repeatedly struck his head against the underside of the bar until his neck was broken.

That was poetic.

yeah. just like you jumping. or throwing fences, or whatever that was that you were doing.

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sozobe wrote:

See?

Ppppfffrrrttt...

You dont have to log out, log back in again, go back to the thread you were posting in, post, all within the one minute.

You have nooo idea how much trouble it is..

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