dagmaraka wrote:still. sitting there with all dem odor causing bacterias, plus it's not all that comfortable after awhile. i don't understand it either. i believe in getting the job done as fast as possible.
I don't like to rush through something that ought to be enjoyed.
Perhaps you'd like the rocking toilet.
Nah. It's the only well-built, stable chair in the house, and I appreciate that.
And what about sloshing? Seems risky...
JPB wrote:I never understood pot readers. Why anyone would want to sit on the throne and read is beyond me.
No kidding. I hate ring-around-the-ass and my cheeks start to fall asleep if I am on too long.
It's there for one reason and one only; get in, get 'er done, get out.
Then hurry up 'cuz I'm next and bringing my laptop...
ohhhh god noooo! i didn't want to know that some people a2k from the pot!
Laptops are great - they go where you go.
I draw the line at eating while on the pot.
eating.... NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
ow, the visuals, the visuals....
jeez, even if it's just going to take a minute I bring a book in with me.
That's 60 seconds of quality reading time.
Otherwise you're just sitting there bored.
It's not like you have to stay there an hour.
Besides, my pot is quite clean thank you. It gets a scrub down on a regular basis.
I did my taxes while on the pot. I reckoned if they are going to bend me over and fock me in the ass I might as well have my pants down at the time.
I keep the latest reader's digest near the pot, never know how long one might be in there.
Truth be told, I only resort to reading if I haven't got a crossword around.
I go to the pot to **** and get the hell out.... I'm never in there more than three minutes including washing my hands.... I never understood that hanging out in the toilet thing.
That's what I was going to say.
Crosswords are great for "john time". :wink:
I refuse to believe this is a thread.
Why would anyone stay in the toilet?
one minute, sure that's fine. but some people stay in there for hours. one of them was my EX brother in law. not that that's why he's an ex...but it didn't help either.
i go when i know i have to go, hence i have no reason to stick around for long enough to read...aaanyway, people are various. i also don't like celery with peanut butter. and i don't like the Best in show movie...so i will file this just as another of those things.
You've been saving that for years!
Lash wrote:You've been saving that for years!
Thank the lord I finally got it
out!
Ahhh, now I can relax!
