How common is this?

Please define 'common'.

Is your TV broken?

PBS is playing "Kind of Hearts"

gus, You've been off the hooch again?

What is with all these cryptic responses?

Am I the only one on A2K capable of carrying on a serious conversation?

I guess so! Carry on, dear!

"I'm at a loss for words" and "am I the only one capable of a serious conversation" is a contradiction.

I will get you for this, cicerone. I'm not sure when, or how, but I will track you down and I will destroy you.

I wanna go out with the one on the left. But I don't suppose I can go out with her alone...

They were on some tv show recently - they seem pretty well-adjusted, considering. However, they each got a driver's license, which I thought was absurd (I mean, did they both have to write and take the test??), and one wonders how they plan to marry different men - wouldn't that be bigamy considering they share the same body?

I'll admit complete ignorance about this and somewhat avoidant to learn more. So, this is real?

I saw a tv show about them too. It seems that the head on the left controls activities on the left, and the head on the right etc.

Doctors were at a loss to explain how they walk and perform other motor skills, considering that each is funtioning on only one side. It was suggested that their interconnectivity is intuitive.

Most shocking of all is that Gus is speechless. Didn't think it was possible.

Mame, your question about bigamy boggles my already boggled mind.

And if they have a kid, let's not even get into child custody.

Yup, real. Conjoined twins.




I'm becoming overboggled. Need to lie down for a while.

Where the hell's that jug of moonshine?