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Sat 24 Feb, 2007 08:01 pm
2 years ago the lady Diane and I were in Amsterdam. One afternoon I was sitting in the lobby having a smoke while Diane was off and about checking out the local stores and this cheap suit guy comes in and sits down next to me.; asks me where I'm from and then goes on to tell me he is from Florida and is in Amsterdam for a friends birthday. That's nice I say.
He then goes on to say he is a secret agent with the CIA and Homeland security and Interpo. "Really?" I say and he comes right back with "I have a transmitter in my brain so they can keep in contact with me 24/7 and I'm on a really big case involving terrorists." He keeps looking around the lobby but no one else seems to be there. "can't be too careful" he says. "Right" I says back.
(true story)
They've given you a number, and taken 'way your name.
At least dys didn't recognize me. Apparently my disguise worked.
given the state of the world, it would be kind of fun to be completely delusional
i mean that's assuming, we're not already
<raises hand, signifying membership in delusional club>
Didn't Debussy do that one?
Ah, but if you know you're delusional, are you actually delusional?
<wiggles eyebrows in a "think about it, it's deep" kind of way...>
Years ago, I had a poster in my kitchen. It said,
"Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you!
you are all very deeply disturbed.
unlike me, who is sophisticated and connected to the Mossad and the CIA, and is of extraterrestrial origin.
gustavratzenhofer wrote:raises hand, signifying membership in delusional club
You're actually their president!
snood wrote:you are all very deeply disturbed.
unlike me, who is sophisticated and connected to the Mossad and the CIA, and is of extraterrestrial origin.
<sneaks up behind snood and steals his tinfoil hat>
Haha, this is becoming such a great slapstick thread
Hat... I have this hat collection. I try to keep my delusion between the hairline and the hat lining..
dyslexia wrote:... secret agent man ...
Thanks, now I have the song in my head!
Reyn wrote:dyslexia wrote:... secret agent man ...
Thanks, now I have the song in my head!
Better than the sort of stuff that COULD be in there.
Local nightclub talent working on his material. You got Johnnied.
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