Got an Email From Snood Today

I just don't think it understay-yands....
And if you tell my heart,
my achy, breaky heart,
it might blow up and kill this man....
whooo-hooo!!!!

snood.

You are an awfully good sport.

I'm not sure I could ever quote Billy Ray unless there was a pistol pointed at my head.

You're not in any danger, are you ?

Ah got fray-yunds in low play-suz,
Where the whiskey drowns
And the beer chay-suz
my blues awayee
And ahll be okay

(just havin' fun, tamer...)

I was you, snood, I'd be putting out a contract on that there Houstonite, the blythe one. Or at least bringing him into court on a defamation of character charge. (you are a character, aren't you?)

<punches> Saddup ashol!!!!





And if you tell my heart, my achy breaky heart...

Damn now look what you gone and done.

Ah done tol' that varmint e.b. -
He crosses me agin,
we'll be havin' our next palaver
with hot lead!

This town ain't big enuf fer the two of us........

To quote the Rocky and Bullwinkle Show, "Now here's something we hope you'll really like."

Groovy!

wonderful!

Better MUCH better.

Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit outta my hat ! ! !

Again? That trick never works!

ROAR

Whoah ! ! ! Musta got the wrong hat ! ! !

Sherman; set the Wayback Machine:

1930
If I Had A Talking Picture Of You
Johnny Hamp's Kentucky Serenaders

If I had a talking picture of you
I would run it every time I felt blue
I would sit there in the gloom
Of my lonely little room
And applaud each time you whispered
I love you
Love you

On the screen the moment you came in view
We would talk the whole thing over, we two
I would give ten shows a day
and a midnight matinee
If I had a talking picture of you