How to give a "Man to Man" Hug - HORRENDOUS!

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Re: How to give a "Man to Man" Hug - HORRENDOUS!


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cool site. Thanks Ellps.

"How to be Romantic"

Eat asparagus before sex. BRILLIANT!

.."How to get out of a car without showing your knickers..... "

Sorry ellphus The blokely code of conduct does not allow physical contact. except within the narrowly defined parameteres as per below

10.2. Physical contact.
A bloke shall not make physical contact with another bloke whilst in the shed except in the following narrowly-defined circumstances:-

10.2.1. Inadvertent contact during the passing of a tool or beverage.

10.2.2. When first meeting a new bloke - a brief and blokely handshake is permitted.

10.2.3. In a medical emergency and then only by suitably qualified paramedics. All other blokes present will stand to one side and confine their communications to appropriate commentary regarding:-

10.2.3.1. the patient's tackle (size and relative limpness thereof);

10.2.3.2. marital status of the patient's parents' (legitimacy of same);

10.2.3.3. the patient's wrist-rigidity relative to the mass of the patient's handbag/purse and consequent capacity to swing same.