I was once dreaming I was on a beach in Northern California. There was a group of sea lions nearby, and I walked over to get a closer look.
Suddenly, I was being chased by the beach master, with his enormous nose flap bulging and flapping obscenely and this horrible BWAAA.....FUMP FUMP FUMP FUMP noise getting closer and closer.
Then I heard a SCNNNNICCCKK, and I knew he had fallen on me and broken my back, and I just didn't feel the pain yet.
Good thing the guest bedroom was made up.
Mr. & Mrs. Tea in for the night....