SMORGS IS 50 TODAY!! - MARVELLOUS!

Happy birthday and all the very best!

Baby baby you rock, all night long till 12 o'clock YEAH !!!!

Happy b'day gorgeous !!!

I'll be round to give you your dumps later.

McT

If you said that in the States, McTag, you would either be punched or arrested.

I'M HAVING A FANTASTIC DAY!

Got loads of gorgeous pressy's and cards... including a whoopie cusion (they know me so well).

Been to lunch with McT, which was lovely (and he paid, not true about Scots men).

I'll be back later...

xxx

If there's one thing smorgs don't need, it's a whoopie cushion.

Happy Birthday gorgeous.


xxx

I wonder if Lord Ellpus knows that McTag is moving in on his turf?

I'm not worried, Gus, as I have a secret weapon up my sleeve.


McT may have treated her to lunch, but I've spent hours making an extra special dessert to round it off.

She's due here in about half an hour, by which time the "Ellpus special" will be at a perfect temperature to enjoy.


It's cooling in the kitchen at the moment, but I've taken a quick photo for you to admire......






It's all about presentation you see, if you want to impress the woman of your desires.



Here it is................now, be honest, isn't it impressive?



Voila! Le Speciale D'Ellpus!

I've just received a PM from Osso, who wonders whether a Camel has taken a dump in my oven.


OUTRAGEOUS!

Ellpus!!!

What the hell is that?

I WAS going to post you a piece of my birthday cake... but I'm not now.

Kiss Kiss, Ellpus, sweetie

x

How come that thing is tapered at both ends? I smell a rat.

It's tapered so that the depositor's exit point won't slam, McT.

Another fascinating biological fact, brought to you by the Ellpus Health Foundation.

But both ends?

Never mind, I don't need to know.

I'm willing to bet the bread will look more appetising when sliced.

Happy Birthday, Smorgs! (I can still remember when I was your age.)

Happy birthday Smorgs... at fifty a woman knows just what she wants and is no longer shy about being specific about it.... I admire that....

Have a wonderful Birthday Smorgs! We all love you!

HBD! Smorg-s-broad.

Hello everyone!

I have had a brilliant day...

Got loads of chocolates
Champagne
A beautiful Amethyst bracelet
£50 John Lewis vouchers (posh shop)
£100 Habitat vouchers (another posh shop)
£30 Dorothy Perkins vouchers
Flowers
A whoopie cusion
Overnight Case (complete with overnight girly thingies)
3 Bottles of wine
£50 cash
CD (home-made)
Earings
Beautiful Silver Bangle (engraved)

...and I've more to come at weekend.

One of my best birthdays ever! Made all the more special by the wonderful messages on here.

I'm now going to lie on the settee, as I'm full of Birthday cake.

Thanks everyone

Sarah
xxxxx

I'm a bit late here, but I won't miss wishing you a Happy Birthday,
Sarah, and I hope this will you best year ever! All the best wishes and
tons of luck in the year to come - you certainly deserve it.

A belated Happy B' from me too.

When people tell you it's all downhill from 50, don't believe them - we really start going down at 45. Enjoy the ride!