Helicopters Keep Hovering Around My Neighborhood

not yet.

maybe later...

its "them". "they" have come to get you......

I'll put on a pot of tea...

Your ass is grass, Bear!

Or is it...your grass is...

...ahhh...

...never mind."

What color?

Re: Helicopters Keep Hovering Around My Neighborhood

Yes. Traffic is backed up on the interstate.

Very slowly, lay the gun down on the ground and put your hands in the air.

Verrrrrrry slowly.

Re: Helicopters Keep Hovering Around My Neighborhood


Are you having rumpy with squinney up on the flat roof again?

Last time it ended up on Youtube, remember?

OJ is doing "research" for his next book.

"Choppers!"

turns out it was an elite A2K right wing special task force come to question me about my unpatirotic political leanings.

They broke into my house and tied me to my dining room table. Tico blew cigar smoke into my face until I couldn't breath, Baldimo threatened to disconnect my cable, and McGentrix just kept talking until I thought I would lose my mind. Mysterman flew the helicopter. Brandon 9000, who chose not to be involved in the actual operation did express his approval and support through a carefully written manifesto.

Unbeknownst to them I had smoked a bowl of a special blend obtained from the very back of Gus's property and I was too stoned to be effected by their interrogation techniques.

Or did I dream all that?

Is your ass sore?

fortunately I escaped that fate worse than death. They forgot to bring the Ann Coulter mask. I would have let them kill me before I put it on anyway.