Diary of a madhouse wife.

<Opens new bottle of wine and passes the whole thing to Heatwave. No glass required.>

I never had a MIL or FIL. My Mom could come stay with us forever and I think the only complaint would be from Bear claiming he's getting fat.

Sorry, Heatwave. That sounds awfull. Here, take a swig.

*Wiping mouth* Ooops, sorry, squinney! I just downed the whole bottle. Promise you a new bottle of label/vintage of your choice if the 10% chance of MIL not turning up, comes through.....

*quietly burping behind one ladylike hand* - And thanks!

Wow heatwave..

You and I are a bit alike.. MIL's too.

All except for the fact that , if my mother in law tried to stay with me for 6 months, tradition or no, I would pack her and move her out.

I can only wish I had a MIL who truly TRIED to be nice to me





and.. if my mil is around, I cant have wine or beer...
it dissappears into this little skinny 90lb 6foot tall woman and out comes an ulgy old bitch.