HAS ANYONE RECEIVED MY NEIGHBOUR'S DOG'S LEFT TESTICLE?

I'm totally flummoxed as to what I've done with it.

My elderly neighbour has a very old dog who has been having problems with his undercarriage.
Last week, I was disturbed from an afternoon snooze by this neighbour, who asked me if he could use my phone for an emergency call.

Naturally being one to help, I took the usual £5 from him and let him dial the number he had on a small business card, held in his trembling hand.

Wishing to give him some privacy, I took up position in the next room and placed a glass to the wall in order to hear what was going on.

Apparently, his dog was strolling round in their kitchen, wagging its tail when my neighbour noticed that the violent wagging had dislodged a testicle, which rolled across the floor and under the fridge.

When the phone call had finished, my neighbour asked me if I could post a parcel for him in the morning, and I said I would. The vet had asked him to send the testicle for analysis, apparently.

Now....I recived the parcel from him and he gave me a slip of paper with the address of the vet. He asked me to address the parcel because of his arthritis.
When he'd gone, I went back to wrapping the presents for all my A2K friends, and took the whole lot up to the Post Office, in order to catch the last Christmas posting date for America.

Two days later, the vet phoned me and asked me if my neighbour had sent the dog's bollock. I said that I'd posted it and it should have been there by now.
He then said that the only parcel he'd received was a bundle of pornographic magazines, featuring rare breed goats.

Now....I KNOW that this was one of my A2K pressies (I won't say who it was for, to protect that person's privacy) so the only thing I can assume is that I have put the wrong labels on some of my parcels.

So.....this aged dog's bollock looks somewhat similar to an almond, and is quite hard to the touch.

Has anyone here seen it? And if so, could you please return it to me?

Thank you.