Happy Festivus to All!

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I got a lot of problems with you people! And now, you're gonna hear about it...

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for my first feat of strength I will lift my ass up and climb back upstairs to lie down and take a nap while squinney shops.

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Happy Festivus, ebrown. The Festivus holiday (created by the Seinfeld show) has created a minor industry in Wisconsin where they manufacture Festivus decorations for your home.

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Oh yeah? How does Festivus decoration look like?

A tree with rolling pins?

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http://www.festivuspoles.com/UserImages/Governor%20Doyle.jpg

Wisconsin Governor Jim Doyle with his Festivus pole (manufactured in Milwaukee)

Froehliche Festivus, CJ!

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The Festivus lights are all a glow.
I thought that you should know.
I am very disappointed in you.

Happy Festivus!

Get out the Pole
Gather Round
Feats of Strength
Pinned to the Ground!

Happy Festivus!

Christmas for some
Hannukah for others
Festivus
For the rest of us!

Happy Festivus!

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Well, that pole would be a lot easier to store than an artificial tree (not to mention all those ornaments)...and if you stuck some hooks on the top you could use it as a coat rack the rest of the year...okay...I'm in....Happy Festivus everyone!

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You all aren't very bright.

The first (and probably the most important) ritual of Festivus is the Airing of Grievences. This is where "I tell each of you all the ways you have disappointed me during the year".

Many practitioners use the poll so they can write down their grievances and hang them up.

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<trying hard to be obliging & think of some suitable grievances ... later perhaps?>

So, for the moment, I'll settle for simply wishing everyone a Happy Festivus & a very fine 2007.

(Nice to have a spot here where us heathen folk can send our greetings! Very Happy

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Hm, sorry I never could wait until Festivus to air my grievances,
I usually do it right away. So I guess I celebrate Festivus quite often. Very Happy

Happy Festivus to All!

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