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Fri 22 Dec, 2006 09:22 am
The airport in Denver has many people stranded who may not get out in time to get home for Christmas, our most sacred Christian holiday. It is no mistake this tragedy is happening at an airport. Recently in Seattle, the airport allowed the display of a Jewish religious symbol, the very people who murdered our Lord and Savior. Is it any wonder God would be pissed off at this?
If you add to this the fact that Mary Cheney, a high profile lesbian has bypassed God's clear plan and with the help of her lesbian partner impregnated herself with satanic seed from a turkey baster.....well what more do you need to know? Clearly the hand of God is at work here, because homosexuality is the rotting and offensive foundation on which all the sins of man are stacked.
I am sorry for doubting these two giants of the faith and advise all good Christians to look to the sky (and the airports) this Christmas because the end is surely near.
Happy Holidays
At least we're winning in Iraq thanks to the decidering ablities of our great president, George Bush!
Oh wait!
Is an "apoloogies" some kind of loogie?
Because if you're in here spitting snot blobs around I want to leave now.
turkey basters are our salvation.
BBB
Does that mean if we store up enough sperm in sperm banks, eventually we won't need men any longer? Should we buy stock in turkey baster factories?
BBB
Actually, I've decidered that Mary Cheney is part komodo dragon (her father's side of the family) and she is therefore capable of asexual reproduction!
Consequently, I will not be buying stock in turkey baster manufacturing plants.
boomerang wrote:Actually, I've decidered that Mary Cheney is part komodo dragon (her father's side of the family) and she is therefore capable of asexual reproduction!
Consequently, I will not be buying stock in turkey baster manufacturing plants.
Boomer, you're missing a great opportunity in the market, I just picked up 1,000 shares of Basters Unlimited.
But my entire belief system is based on immaculate conception.
I don't want to throw any masterbasteration in there. That would be just too funky.
Ewwww.
boomerang wrote:But my entire belief system is based on immaculate conception.
I don't want to throw any masterbasteration in there. That would be just too funky.
Ewwww.
You can have your immaculate deception but it's going nowhere on the stock market.
<Putting fingers firmly into ears>
Jesus loves me this I know
For the Bible tells me so
Something something da da da
We are weak and he is strong
Yes Jesus loves me
Yes Jesus lo.....
<wandering away>
boomerang wrote:<Putting fingers firmly into ears>
Jesus loves me this I know
For the Bible tells me so
Something something da da da
We are weak and he is strong
Yes Jesus loves me
Yes Jesus lo.....
<wandering away>
Nobody nose the troubles I've seen
Dys, you are proof of God's existence, for you are just too unlikely to have happened by chance.
Re: BBB
Bi-Polar Bear wrote:BumbleBeeBoogie wrote:Does that mean if we store up enough sperm in sperm banks, eventually we won't need men any longer? Should we buy stock in turkey baster factories?
BBB
Two words lady
Lawn Maintenance
We also keep ya around for spider killing.
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