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gustavratzenhofer, a moron, or a genius?

 
 
Chai
 
Reply Fri 15 Dec, 2006 03:51 pm
He did give that sage advice about moving a passed out drunk off of railroad tracks by picking him up.
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Tai Chi
 
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Reply Fri 15 Dec, 2006 03:57 pm
Genius -- it's not everyone who knows the value of porcupine poop.
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Chai
 
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Reply Fri 15 Dec, 2006 03:59 pm
Oh great, here she goes again, following me.

taichichaiteataichichaitea
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Tai Chi
 
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Reply Fri 15 Dec, 2006 04:00 pm
You must be feeling better.
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Tico
 
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Reply Fri 15 Dec, 2006 04:09 pm
Well, until recently he thought I was a 16 year old Peruvian -- so I don't know about moron or genius, but he's damned perceptive.
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Phoenix32890
 
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Reply Fri 15 Dec, 2006 04:11 pm
Personally, I think that he is brilliant. Any time that he wants some company in the swamp, he can call on me. That is, if he has a giant size can of DEET! Laughing
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Chai
 
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Reply Fri 15 Dec, 2006 06:18 pm
gustavratzenhofer saved me from OCCOM BILL this one time.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Fri 15 Dec, 2006 06:22 pm
I like Gus. Much of his genius is, indeed, hidden under wetlands.
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Fri 15 Dec, 2006 06:24 pm
To speak of Gustav Ratzenhofer in such plebeian terms is, in itself, a display of blatant blasphemy. The beatification process of this sage among sages began ages ago, on Abuzz, and is soon to be transmuted to a canonization process. Unless he gets sent up for his pedophile practices first, that is.
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parados
 
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Reply Fri 15 Dec, 2006 06:28 pm
I don't like the choices.


Aren't there any others?

Like Gus:

the product of cousins marrying?

or

Just like the Swamp thing in that movie with Adrienne Barbeau
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littlek
 
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Reply Fri 15 Dec, 2006 06:55 pm
parados wrote:
I don't like the choices.


Aren't there any others?

Like Gus:

the product of cousins marrying?

or

Just like the Swamp thing in that movie with Adrienne Barbeau


or
did too many drugs in the 70s.
or evenj
moronic genius
make that
demonic genius?
or
nemonic genius?
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jespah
 
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Reply Sat 16 Dec, 2006 08:05 am
numismatic genius?
neurotic genies?
necrotic generals?
Nubian genitals?
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BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Sat 16 Dec, 2006 09:25 am
BBB
If you look at Gus' avatar, it is obvious that he is a retired barber who, once off the job, vowed to never shave again.

BBB
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Chai
 
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Reply Sat 16 Dec, 2006 10:45 am
jespah wrote:
numismatic genius?
neurotic genies?
necrotic generals?
Nubian genitals?



That's it!

Necrotic genitals!
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Diane
 
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Reply Sat 16 Dec, 2006 10:52 am
Cannonization is sure to come. Pedophilia is a minor, temporary problem, especially when it concerns swamp things and cousins.
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farmerman
 
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Reply Sat 16 Dec, 2006 10:54 am
moron or genius, hmmm gimme a little more time, Ill get back to you on this.
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Sat 16 Dec, 2006 12:13 pm
Diane wrote:
Cannonization is sure to come. Pedophilia is a minor, temporary problem, especially when it concerns swamp things and cousins.


You might be right on the pedophilia charge, Di. But the quintuple canardocide will be hard to beat inasmuch as there's been a confession to that effect already.
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Green Witch
 
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Reply Sat 16 Dec, 2006 12:25 pm
I think the answer is obvious. :wink:
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Sat 16 Dec, 2006 12:33 pm
Gus is a genius ... he's just not a "practicing" genius.
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snood
 
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Reply Sat 16 Dec, 2006 12:45 pm
...and you're practicing to become one? Laughing

On the "Is Gus a moron or genius?" thing....

I guess it depends on how much one favors bestiality, pedophilia and misogyny. If you like that stuff, Gus is definitely genius material. Laughing
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