My Beard!

Because you're a badger?

Welcome to A2K by the way, Zimri.

I'm sure a serious answer will appear soon.

Not from this corner.

I'd have thought you'd be able to answer this one, Gus. Being bearded, an' all.

Have you started your seasonal Santa job yet, down at the Dairy Queen?

A multi-colored beard is the easiest tell-tale symptom of AIDS.

You realize of course that you don't stand a whisker of a chance at getting a straight answer....

As long as we are on the subject of beards, I have always felt that a person should not grow a beard unless he (or she) (or shewolf) (is there a grammatical rule for the amount of consecutive parenthesis?) could carry such a thing off with distinction.

I offer the following example of beardom at its finest....



The texture, the color, the flow, the density....it is all there. That is the perfect beard.

Even though some purists may argue that, technically, that is not a beard, but rather a goatee, but I disregard such protests.

It's all making sense now...notice this guy also has a beard:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=e3C2m3ci2hQ

Re: My Beard!


Only 3? That is odd. You seem to be missing a few.

Re: My Beard!

Because it does. Now stop your moaning about it and pay homage to me and my beard which has approximately 5 colors...Black, white, blondish, copper, and dark brown (not as dark as the black). There may be subtle sub-colors as well but I am mostly thrilled by the scraggler hairs which extend to my navel.



(for the record the hairs on top of my head used to play this same game until the cowardly ones turned white and fell out)

Sturgis,

You should finally update your avatar from that monochrome so we
can enjoy all those wonderful colors!!!

(Hopefully, Fyodor won't mind!)

BTW, maybe I should do the same, but my colors are boring!