All yez awkward feckers is allowed in . . . but i don't want to hear no complaints about the day-core, and yez buys yer own drinks . . .
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Feck, you must be an Ulster boy.
To quote Groucho
'I would never join a club that would have me as a member'
Forgive me but I'm just loving Black Books again.
Bernard: He's a midget. A tiny midget.
Manny: What if he overheard?
Bernard: He won't. His ears are too small.
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Bernard: You know what you are? You're a beard with an idiot hanging off it.
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Manny: Do you think I should wash my beard?
Bernard: I think you should, yeah. You should wash your beard, then shave it off, nail it to a Frisbee and fling it over a rainbow.
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Bernard: Who are you?
First Customer: I'm a customer.
Bernard: Oh, right.
Considering my grandfather's name was Patrick McGregor I guess I qualify for membership to this thread.
I remember as a wee lad I asked my mother about my heritage. I said, "Since Grandpa is from Ireland does that make me Irish, Ma?"
She said, "You are part Irish, part German, and a bit of Danish, Gustav. Just thank your stars you have no English blood in your veins."
Then she continued to wash the dishes while she whistled an old Irish tune.
