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Tue 28 Nov, 2006 04:57 pm
I heard from Chai Tea, who heard it from Squinney, who, while hiding in a broom closet, overheard it being told to Timberlandko by Jespah, who apparently heard Craven mumbling about it while napping at his computer one night...the new A2K will have a whole new interface, complete with new, higher quality graphics and features, the coolest of which, in my opinion, is a new "GO F*CK YOURSELF" button that allows you to electrocute anyone who pisses you off right through the keyboard! Isn't that awesome? And it must be true, because, as you can see, I heard it from a very reliable source...Craven himself!
Anyone else heard any news on what the new A2K will be? And does anyone know when in god's name this new iteration of A2K will be rolled off the assembly line?
I for one hope it is up sometime soon, because it took me over ten minutes to post this thread due to the same old shitty technical difficulties...
I started formulating my answer last week.
Is it here yet?
I don't know, Gus. There are only these wild rumors and speculations at this point. I also heard that there will be a forum dedicated solely to making fun of British people.
You didn't hear that from me though...
This thread'll never last in Forum Help.
The site won't be any faster, but the hamsters will personally massage your back (or other areas, for a price, hey, you think we're actually making any money on the site?) while you wait for a page to load. Plus all avatars will be of Gus, in various semi-delightful poses.
And, alas, it is true, this topic has to go to the Wild Speculation Forum.
I've heard that there is a "cheat", whereby, if you tap in *(Shewolf'sprivatewebcam)#3a/d, you will be able to see right into her Rompy Room.
Oo-er! There she is now!
BLOODY HELL!! NO WAY IS THAT GOING TO FIT!!