Have you ever seen a breast placed in a pizza box?

I had ordered a pizza earlier and when I answered the door and saw the pizza delivery person she said, "Good evening, Mr. Ratzenhofer. Is this what you ordered?"

She then held the box open for me to see the pizza and, as she did so, one of her breasts cascaded gently over the side of the box and seemed to be straining for one of the pizza slices....



I was a bit unnerved by the whole thing. I mean, Jesus Christ... she's just a kid and she going around flopping her tits into a pizza box in front of strangers.

I shouldn't say she's a stranger since I know her dad, old Billy Gruman, who lives down on Maple Street, and I have seen her over the year at town socials and stuff. (I think her name is Kitty)

But, here's the question: Should I call Billy and tell him about his daughter's behavior? I fear this woman is traveling down the precarious road which leads to Slutdom.

She's seems to be a good kid and I know she is attending college, but I heard somewhere, I think it was a Chinese proverb, that "She who place breast in pizza box end up in bed of many men"

Let's discuss this issue.