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Fri 17 Nov, 2006 01:07 pm
Okay all my A2K friends, since I work 60-70 hours a week, my time is limited and I have to get a fairly early start hunting down something for Bear for Christmas.
The problem is that he has everything he could possibly want, and no place to put much of anything else. Money is no object, but including wrapping and bow it still has to fit under the tree.
So, could you help me out here? Suggestions? Ideas?
Oh, and it's a secret so don't you DARE say a word to him about this.
Thanks in advance. I owe ya one.
Maybe I erred in addressing this to A2K friends.
Okay, Any A2K enemies have some suggestions?
Hmmm. That and some of that Gold Bond powder you fella's were raving about might be good for the stocking.
How about a new leotard for his shows?
ya know, the Bear pretty much just wants you Miss Squinney, so how about a nice velvet leopard print skivvy set (for you) that co-ordinates with those leopard print tights of his?
and a nice set of satin leopard print sheets
you can play "find the squinney" for Christimas
finders keepers
What kind of things does he like squinney? What are his interests?
It wouldn't fit under the tree, but I hear Bear has been looking for a new fishing boat.
Hire a midget to come clean the house while singing songs in her little midget voice.
That would rock.
Re: What to Get for the Bear That Has EVERYTHING??
squinney wrote:Okay all my A2K friends, since I work 60-70 hours a week, my time is limited and I have to get a fairly early start hunting down something for Bear for Christmas.
Thanks in advance. I owe ya one.
Misread this at the start and thought we were all scheduled to go hunting Bear...bi-polar bear to be exact. Thing is I am fairly sure that the one gift which would mean more than anything else to him, would be a wall sized poster of George W. Bush...yup, I read between the lines in some of his posts. If you cannot for some reason find a poster of that size (minimum dimensions of 10 foot wide by 9 foot high) then I think a Dick Cheney and Condoleezza Rice wrestling match poster (officiated by the late Donny Rumsfeld) of similar size, would be a good substitute.
Or maybe an evening with Karl Rove...
I hate xmas shopping, never have a clue what to get people.
Plus my girlfriend's bday is new year's day, so I'm screwed. I'm going to have to buy her TWO dustpan & brush combos.
just don't buy her a watch Slap, there's a digital clock on the stove.....
Bi-Polar Bear wrote:just don't buy her a watch Slap, there's a digital clock on the stove.....
Dammit...there goes my main gift idea.
BEAR! Get outta here! Shoo!
(Brat!)
Uh, NO! on the more spandex. He'd wear them to walk the dog between shows.
The leopard skin jammies and sheets - maybe. But, I have enough trouble getting him out of bed.
Nice boat, Eve. That is a possibility and looks like it is in my price range.
A stand-up GW or Cheney would be great, Sturgis. That's a definite possibility. He would love that!
Hep - his interests? Um, sex, sex and sex. And, sometimes sex on a boat while fantasizing about GW and Condi.
The midget - not such a great idea, Slappy. The last midget we had clean crawled out the door mumbling "I'll tell ya who my daddy is..." just as I was getting home from work. Bear never did explain that one to me. Oh, well.
chainsaw art.
Every man can appreciate the power required to create something of this nature.
chainsaw art
Get him a GPS unit so you can find where the bear s h i t in the woods.
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