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colorbook
 
Reply Tue 14 Nov, 2006 11:55 am
I've been gone almost a full year and was quite busy most of the time. Now I'm only working part time and helping my aged parents whenever I can.

Thanks to all who have welcomed me back!

So what have I missed? I've been slowly reading thread after thread to catch-up, and that's going to take a long long time. But I thought, the stories and posts about the simple day to day things can wait. What I want to know, is the 'good juicy stuff' that has happened here on this forum in my absence. I know there has to be lots of that, or these forums would be non-existent.

So who can help me out here…who is going to fill me in? Think of this past year and elaborate, make it up and lie if you must Wink
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Tue 14 Nov, 2006 12:16 pm
Welcome back, colorbook! A year, you say? Blimey....

Now...Let's see....

There was the spring vacation, where Gus was arrested for touching someone in the grand canyon.

CJane and Eva ran off together for some quality quiet time at a lesbian retreat in Idaho.

Erm.....BBB was exposed as a 24 year old dominatrix porn star.

Chai Tea moved to an apartment just across the way from Kicky, and took great delight in leaving her curtains open at all times.

Slappy acted quite normal for two whole days in June.

Farmerman told us that he'd gone sailing for his holiday, when the truth of the matter was that he was doing the rounds in Alabama, promoting the Intelligent Design theory.

..and Shewolf lost her virginity.

As you can see, it was just the same old stuff........
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sozobe
 
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Reply Tue 14 Nov, 2006 12:29 pm
Well, except for this one:

Lord Ellpus wrote:

Slappy acted quite normal for two whole days in June.


I couldn't tear myself from the computer, I had to see how long he could maintain that amazing streak. Except for quick dashes to the sink to replenish my water supply, I had no nourishment. I didn't sleep a wink. Just as I became convinced that the universe had done a somersault and I had to adjust to the new order of things, Slappy posted something about midget bukkake porn and I knew all was well. I had a delicious meal and then immediately fell into a deep, contented sleep.
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Noddy24
 
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Reply Tue 14 Nov, 2006 01:30 pm
Colorbook--

Welcome home.

The members of A2K were particularly well behaved in the Politics threads both before and after Election Day.
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Tue 14 Nov, 2006 01:31 pm
I'm pregnant.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Tue 14 Nov, 2006 01:33 pm
Glad to see you back here, Colorbook!

What's new.. well, there will be an all-new a2k format sometime soon.
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Reyn
 
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Reply Tue 14 Nov, 2006 01:41 pm
ossobuco wrote:
What's new.. well, there will be an all-new a2k format sometime soon.

Ah, gee, Osso beat me to this news. Laughing

Nice to see you back. Miss the old avatar though. Very Happy
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roger
 
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Reply Tue 14 Nov, 2006 01:55 pm
Like Reyn, I miss the kitty sniffing the flowers. He beat me to the comment.
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stuh505
 
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Reply Tue 14 Nov, 2006 02:00 pm
Welcome back colorbook
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colorbook
 
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Reply Tue 14 Nov, 2006 02:06 pm
Lord Ellpus wrote:
Welcome back, colorbook! A year, you say? Blimey....

Now...Let's see....

There was the spring vacation, where Gus was arrested for touching someone in the grand canyon.

CJane and Eva ran off together for some quality quiet time at a lesbian retreat in Idaho.

Erm.....BBB was exposed as a 24 year old dominatrix porn star.

Chai Tea moved to an apartment just across the way from Kicky, and took great delight in leaving her curtains open at all times.

Slappy acted quite normal for two whole days in June.

Farmerman told us that he'd gone sailing for his holiday, when the truth of the matter was that he was doing the rounds in Alabama, promoting the Intelligent Design theory.

..and Shewolf lost her virginity.

As you can see, it was just the same old stuff........



Thanks Lord Ellpus, thats good gossip!

There was the spring vacation, where Gus was arrested for touching someone in the grand canyon.
I wonder if he is now on the sex offenders list, I sure would like to see his mug shot

CJane and Eva ran off together for some quality quiet time at a lesbian retreat in Idaho.
I knew there was something going on between those girls

Erm.....BBB was exposed as a 24 year old dominatrix porn star.
It's always the ones you never suspect

Chai Tea moved to an apartment just across the way from Kicky, and took great delight in leaving her curtains open at all times.
I imagine that drove kicky crazy and he started even more "I don't get no sex" threads.

Slappy acted quite normal for two whole days in June.
Was he unconscious?

Farmerman told us that he'd gone sailing for his holiday, when the truth of the matter was that he was doing the rounds in Alabama, promoting the Intelligent Design theory.
…and all along I thought he was an artist posing as a farmer

..and Shewolf lost her virginity.
Again?
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colorbook
 
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Reply Tue 14 Nov, 2006 02:06 pm
Lord Ellpus wrote:
Welcome back, colorbook! A year, you say? Blimey....

Now...Let's see....

There was the spring vacation, where Gus was arrested for touching someone in the grand canyon.

CJane and Eva ran off together for some quality quiet time at a lesbian retreat in Idaho.

Erm.....BBB was exposed as a 24 year old dominatrix porn star.

Chai Tea moved to an apartment just across the way from Kicky, and took great delight in leaving her curtains open at all times.

Slappy acted quite normal for two whole days in June.

Farmerman told us that he'd gone sailing for his holiday, when the truth of the matter was that he was doing the rounds in Alabama, promoting the Intelligent Design theory.

..and Shewolf lost her virginity.

As you can see, it was just the same old stuff........



Thanks Lord Ellpus, thats good gossip!

There was the spring vacation, where Gus was arrested for touching someone in the grand canyon.
I wonder if he is now on the sex offenders list, I sure would like to see his mug shot

CJane and Eva ran off together for some quality quiet time at a lesbian retreat in Idaho.
I knew there was something going on between those girls

Erm.....BBB was exposed as a 24 year old dominatrix porn star.
It's always the ones you never suspect

Chai Tea moved to an apartment just across the way from Kicky, and took great delight in leaving her curtains open at all times.
I imagine that drove kicky crazy and he started even more "I don't get no sex" threads.

Slappy acted quite normal for two whole days in June.
Was he unconscious?

Farmerman told us that he'd gone sailing for his holiday, when the truth of the matter was that he was doing the rounds in Alabama, promoting the Intelligent Design theory.
…and all along I thought he was an artist posing as a farmer

..and Shewolf lost her virginity.
Again?
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colorbook
 
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Reply Tue 14 Nov, 2006 02:12 pm
sozobe wrote:
Well, except for this one:

Lord Ellpus wrote:

Slappy acted quite normal for two whole days in June.


I couldn't tear myself from the computer, I had to see how long he could maintain that amazing streak. Except for quick dashes to the sink to replenish my water supply, I had no nourishment. I didn't sleep a wink. Just as I became convinced that the universe had done a somersault and I had to adjust to the new order of things, Slappy posted something about midget bukkake porn and I knew all was well. I had a delicious meal and then immediately fell into a deep, contented sleep.


Wow, that would enough to cause anyone to bite their fingers down to the bone Wink Slappy probably needed his vitamins...or maybe something a bit stronger.
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Tue 14 Nov, 2006 02:15 pm
It's just the hormone swings from carrying triplets.

I'm still not sure where they are going to exit from.
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colorbook
 
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Reply Tue 14 Nov, 2006 02:15 pm
Noddy24 wrote:
Colorbook--

Welcome home.

The members of A2K were particularly well behaved in the Politics threads both before and after Election Day.


Thanks for the welcome Noddy Smile


Particularly well behaved that's very hard to believe, but I'll take your word for it Wink
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colorbook
 
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Reply Tue 14 Nov, 2006 02:19 pm
Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:
I'm pregnant.


Please get an abortion.
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colorbook
 
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Reply Tue 14 Nov, 2006 02:22 pm
ossobuco wrote:
Glad to see you back here, Colorbook!

What's new.. well, there will be an all-new a2k format sometime soon.


Thanks osso Smile

I actually read about the format change, it sounds good Smile
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colorbook
 
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Reply Tue 14 Nov, 2006 02:25 pm
Reyn wrote:
ossobuco wrote:
What's new.. well, there will be an all-new a2k format sometime soon.

Ah, gee, Osso beat me to this news. Laughing

Nice to see you back. Miss the old avatar though. Very Happy


Hi Reyn, thanks Smile

I got tired of being a cat.
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colorbook
 
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Reply Tue 14 Nov, 2006 02:30 pm
stuh505 wrote:
Welcome back colorbook


Thanks stuh, nice to be back Smile
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colorbook
 
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Reply Tue 14 Nov, 2006 02:31 pm
Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:
It's just the hormone swings from carrying triplets.

I'm still not sure where they are going to exit from.


I hope you you've got a few months left to figure that one out.
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Tue 14 Nov, 2006 02:34 pm
I bought a pair of Dockers and some wingtip shoes.
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