I shaved my beard and went fishing

I'm thinking of growing the beard back because without it I look like a teenager. I was quite successful with my fishing though and managed to pull this rather nice-sized fish from the swamp....



I know some of you will ask, "What kind of fish is that, Gus?", so I will tell you outright and head your curiosity off at the pass.

It is a perch.

I'm really not sure why I posted the picture of this fish because it does seem like I'm bragging a bit, but the real reason was not to impress you with the fish, but rather by posting my clean-shaven face I was hoping to get lucky with some of the women here who don't like beards.

Then, once I have bedded down that collection of hens, I will move on to the ones that prefer the five-o'clock shadow and keep moving my way up the list until I get to the ones who go for this look....



Now, mind you, my beard is as white as the driven snow, but if some of you womenfolk prefer a lustrous, dark beard, such as the one in the photo above, I am more than willing to pull out the dye.

There are not many things I won't do in my never-ending quest to get laid.

A man has to have a hobby.