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Mon 6 Nov, 2006 01:32 pm
I would love to see such a battle. Get a nice big cage, put Sadaam Hussein in first, let him pace for a while, and then toss Bush in.
We could make it more interesting by tossing in a few tigers like they did in "Gladiator", but then one of them might get lucky by having an errant tiger swipe disable his opponent. So, toss that idea. Bush against Hussein. Mano a Mano. To the death.
I really would love to see such a battle. Maybe we could make it a pay per view and the profits could go to help out the families of the fallen on both sides of the aisle. And use some of the profits to pay for replacing the missing body parts on a lot of the soldiers. Those legs and arms can be quite costly.
I think if such a battle does take place I would have to put my money on Hussein. I think he would rip Bush to shreds in a matter of seconds. Why? Because I don't think Bush is much of a man. I think Bush is a sniveling coward and that he would drop to his knees and start peeing his pants once he was thrown into the cage. And I think Hussein would calmly walk up to him and beat him to a state of non-existence.
I'm calling the pay per view company in a few minutes and then I'm going to run to the grocery store and pick up some popcorn.
It's showtime.
Back in the mid eighties there was a pit fight between Ronnie Reagan and Konstantin Chernenko, who was the leader of the USSR at the time.
Check in out!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFtfSpn7PNU
That was quite the movie.
Bush might win. He's been wrestling all his life.
That can't really be Saddam. He isn't wearing baggie whities. It must be one of Saddam's many doubles.
But who would have suspected Bush was a black speedo kind of guy?
It's always the one's who claim to be the prude puritans who are also the biggest perverts.
i have it on very good authority that hussein wants no part of this...
further, i have ascertained footage of hussein scadaddling:
Region Philbis wrote:i have it on very good authority that hussein wants no part of this...
further, i have ascertained footage of hussein scadaddling:
But, clearly, he is very fit indeed if he can stay in front of those tanks on a tricycle.
Bush, on the other hand, cannot eat a pretzel without choking or ride a bicycle without falling off.
I think we all know who the winner would be.
Date Line: Bartertown.
Somewhere in the wastelands on the edge of hope.
This Is THUNDERDOME!
There is only one rule in Thunderdome,
"Two men go in -- Only one comes out!"
Are we supposed to be working from the assumption it's the Jr. Bush what's wrasslin'?
But Hussein would be pincushioned under his clothes before being put in the cage
I don't know how it would play out in the ring but, I have heard Hussein has been known to use gas.
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