The Tesco Direct site advertises the kit with the words, "Unleash the sex kitten inside...simply extend the Peekaboo pole inside the tube, slip on the sexy tunes and away you go!
"Soon you'll be flaunting it to the world and earning a fortune in Peekaboo Dance Dollars".
The £49.97 kit comprises a chrome pole extendible to 8ft 6ins, a 'sexy dance garter' and a DVD demonstrating suggestive dance moves.
dude...even I disapprove of that sort of children's toy... holy ****!!!
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DrewDad
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Thu 26 Oct, 2006 09:50 am
I don't think it's supposed to be a kids' toy. But they may have had it in the wrong category on the website.
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Bi-Polar Bear
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Thu 26 Oct, 2006 11:49 am
and DD, I don't know about giving squinney a toy pole... but just this weekend I gave her her Saturday Evening Post.....
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Tarah
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Thu 26 Oct, 2006 02:48 pm
Sounds interesting. I've never seen a pole dancing before. Do you wind it up or is it electric?
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Lord Ellpus
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Thu 26 Oct, 2006 02:50 pm
I think that this whole......hang on....wait a mo......The Sopranos starts in two minutes......bloody hell!
Bye.
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Tarah
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Thu 26 Oct, 2006 04:01 pm
Your Lordship, that's not the sopranos who started off as baritones before they slid down the pole?
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Tarah
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Thu 26 Oct, 2006 04:03 pm
Your Lordship, that's not the sopranos who started off as baritones before they slid down the pole?
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squinney
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Fri 27 Oct, 2006 05:37 am
I must not have totally lost my innocence yet. I had no idea until now why Bear hung our new curtain rod vertically!
(I'm a little suprised that on seeing this article the first thing Dadpad thought of was Bear. Does he really come across as that sexually obsessed and perverted? He's more a fitness nut, really. No, seriously. Sex burns a lot of calories. That's what he told me.)
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dadpad
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Fri 27 Oct, 2006 06:00 am
squinney wrote:
(I'm a little suprised that on seeing this article the first thing Dadpad thought of was Bear. Does he really come across as that sexually obsessed and perverted? He's more a fitness nut, really. No, seriously. Sex burns a lot of calories. That's what he told me.)
Freudian slip squinney?
Mooove over Bear give a man some room!
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DrewDad
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Fri 27 Oct, 2006 07:30 am
squinney wrote:
Does he really come across as that sexually obsessed
Yes.
squinney wrote:
and perverted?
No.
He is, however, the only juvenile on this board with a steady SO....