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Now we know what the Bear is getting Squinney for Xmas...

 
 
DrewDad
 
Reply Thu 26 Oct, 2006 09:33 am
Tesco condemned for selling pole dancing toy

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The Tesco Direct site advertises the kit with the words, "Unleash the sex kitten inside...simply extend the Peekaboo pole inside the tube, slip on the sexy tunes and away you go!

"Soon you'll be flaunting it to the world and earning a fortune in Peekaboo Dance Dollars".

The £49.97 kit comprises a chrome pole extendible to 8ft 6ins, a 'sexy dance garter' and a DVD demonstrating suggestive dance moves.

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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Thu 26 Oct, 2006 09:44 am
dude...even I disapprove of that sort of children's toy... holy ****!!!
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Thu 26 Oct, 2006 09:50 am
I don't think it's supposed to be a kids' toy. But they may have had it in the wrong category on the website.
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Thu 26 Oct, 2006 11:49 am
and DD, I don't know about giving squinney a toy pole... but just this weekend I gave her her Saturday Evening Post.....
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Tarah
 
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Reply Thu 26 Oct, 2006 02:48 pm
Sounds interesting. I've never seen a pole dancing before. Do you wind it up or is it electric?
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Thu 26 Oct, 2006 02:50 pm
I think that this whole......hang on....wait a mo......The Sopranos starts in two minutes......bloody hell!


Bye.
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Tarah
 
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Reply Thu 26 Oct, 2006 04:01 pm
Your Lordship, that's not the sopranos who started off as baritones before they slid down the pole?
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Tarah
 
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Reply Thu 26 Oct, 2006 04:03 pm
Your Lordship, that's not the sopranos who started off as baritones before they slid down the pole?
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squinney
 
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Reply Fri 27 Oct, 2006 05:37 am
I must not have totally lost my innocence yet. I had no idea until now why Bear hung our new curtain rod vertically!


(I'm a little suprised that on seeing this article the first thing Dadpad thought of was Bear. Does he really come across as that sexually obsessed and perverted? He's more a fitness nut, really. No, seriously. Sex burns a lot of calories. That's what he told me.)
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dadpad
 
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Reply Fri 27 Oct, 2006 06:00 am
squinney wrote:

(I'm a little suprised that on seeing this article the first thing Dadpad thought of was Bear. Does he really come across as that sexually obsessed and perverted? He's more a fitness nut, really. No, seriously. Sex burns a lot of calories. That's what he told me.)


Freudian slip squinney?

Mooove over Bear give a man some room!
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Fri 27 Oct, 2006 07:30 am
squinney wrote:
Does he really come across as that sexually obsessed

Yes.
squinney wrote:
and perverted?

No.



He is, however, the only juvenile on this board with a steady SO....
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Fri 27 Oct, 2006 05:51 pm
How is it I'm a juvenile? I'm 57....
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Eva
 
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Reply Fri 27 Oct, 2006 08:43 pm
Pssst, mental age, dear Bear. Laughing

(Take it as a compliment, okay?)
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dadpad
 
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Reply Fri 27 Oct, 2006 09:46 pm
Bi-Polar Bear wrote:
How is it I'm a juvenile? I'm 57....


Your only as old as you feel.


Somebody feel me and tell me how old I am.
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