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Tue 24 Oct, 2006 07:30 pm
please be neat and wipe the seat.
why is tha tyou can pee without pooping, but it alway seems that when you poop you always pee.
Now im sure someone out there might get a little happy and try a little to hard and end up pooping when they pee, but the still, that doesnt really stand with the averages that much, you know.
anyone got any hypothesis'?
No. Perhaps you should do a bit more research.
trust me, i eat army food, i do plunty of research!
Here I sit all broken hearted
came to ****
but only farted
maybe peed a little too..
I always thought it was kind of like a built-in bidet thingie.
Course that doesn't really work for boy-types.
The answer is in the balls, my friend. If you would like to pee and **** at the same time, you have to grab your balls while you're crapping and squeeze them as hard as you can. If you don't start urinating immediately, repeat. Keep doing this until you've either achieved urination, or passed out from the pain.
Let me know how it goes.
Quote:Let me know how it goes.
Was that mean't to be a pun?
Actually, no. But I should have gone for the pun, now that I think about it. Damn missed opportunities...but if I did, I would have probably said something like, "Let me know how it all shakes out".
Yeah, that's much better, don't you think?
So Kicky, how's it hangin'? Haven't talked with you in a while?
Oh, I'm fine. And you? How's the search for the perfect man going?
martybarker wrote:So Kicky, how's it hangin'? Haven't talked with you in a while?
Tsk,Tsk,Tsk....another missed opportunity, you were supposed to say to the left.
kickycan wrote:Oh, I'm fine. And you? How's the search for the perfect man going?
Slowly, how's your search for the perfect hooker going?
martybarker wrote:martybarker wrote:So Kicky, how's it hangin'? Haven't talked with you in a while?
Tsk,Tsk,Tsk....another missed opportunity, you were supposed to say to the left.
I saw that, but I always try to avoid the easy ones....
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