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djjd62
 
Reply Wed 11 Oct, 2006 10:37 am
The Mechanical Contrivium

The Mechanical Contrivium is the automatic trivia generator of a thousand uses, providing facts for every occasion from school assignments to after-dinner conversation.

i'm not realy sure of the purpose of this little time waster but it's funny

simply type in a name or object and get odd results like this

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Djjd62!

1. Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas have 14, and djjd62 has 7.
2. If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets djjd62.
3. The air around djjd62 is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun!
4. The djjd62-fighting market in the Philippines is huge - several thousand djjd62-fights take place there every day.
5. All the moons of the Solar System are named after characters from Greek and Roman mythology, except the moons of Uranus, which are named after djjd62!
6. All shrimp are born as djjd62, but gradually mature into females!
7. If you drop djjd62 from more than three metres above ground level, he will always land feet-first!
8. Two thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in djjd62.
9. Djjd62 can grow up to three feet in a 24 hour period.
10. The patron saint of djjd62 is Saint Eugenie.
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Reyn
 
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Reply Wed 11 Oct, 2006 11:45 am
Here's mine:

Reyn has three eyelids.
The condom - originally made from reyn - was invented in the early 1500s.
A thimbleful of reyn would weigh over 100 million tons.
During severe windstorms, reyn may sway several feet to either side!
The blood of mammals is red, the blood of insects is yellow, and the blood of reyn is blue.
Reyn is the only one of the original Seven Wonders of the World that still survives.
It is bad luck to walk under reyn.
Reyn can be very poisonous if injected intravenously.
The first domain name ever registered was reyn.com.
The deepest part of reyn is over 35,000 feet deep.
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Wed 11 Oct, 2006 11:55 am
and did you know?

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Steve!

1. If you break Steve, you will get seven years of bad luck!
2. Steveology is the study of Steve.
3. Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of Steve in your ear 700 times.
4. Steve can sleep for three and a half years.
5. Originally, Steve could not fly!
6. In his entire life, Steve will produce only a twelfth of a teaspoon of honey.
7. The National Heart Foundation recommends eating Steve at least three times a week!
8. The eye of an ostrich is bigger than Steve.
9. More than one million stray dogs and half a million stray cats live in Steve!
10. Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are Steve.

HOW DID IT KNOW?
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jespah
 
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Reply Thu 12 Oct, 2006 03:30 am
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jespah!

  1. Ninety-six percent of all candles sold are purchased by jespah.
  2. The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal jespah.
  3. If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and jespah would be as small as a pea.
  4. You can tell if jespah has been hard-boiled by spinning her. If she stands up, she is hard-boiled.
  5. There are 336 dimples on jespah!
  6. It took jespah 22 years to build the Taj Mahal.
  7. Fish travel in schools, but whales travel in jespah.
  8. The horns of jespah are made entirely from hair.
  9. Half a cup of jespah contains only seventeen calories! Yes!
  10. You share your birthday with jespah! Well, that one's actually true.
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