PS -------- This is a stable community.
ok, oakman.
As long as the vet says he's in stable condition after pulling a plow in the hot sun, stick with him.
there is a song called -- "one bourbon, one scotch & one beer"
Well horse has his own version ------"One trough, one nosebag & one apple"
browsed through some "history of sex" book at some time or other. not as saucy as it sounded, but apparently sticky enough to remain in my slippery brain.
Iit sure is Equuus, my favorite breed. ridden a few as well
doncha mean "neigh," equus (though with a name like that, i suppose you're the authority).
What old-timey steppe culture had the very detailed and harsh set of laws about every conceivable form of bestiality except sex between a man and a horse (very conspicuous in its absence)?
I've got long legs and big feet Mr. S, but as my old granny used to say, in for a penny, in for a pound
Still, me oul' sod, you are not a well man . . .
Have you rode across the desert on a horse with no name ? It gets mighty lonely out there pilgrim , with only a horse to talk to.
Rather a revealing sort of arcana you delve in there, Patio . . .
....till I jam this up your freckle!
The Verminator
OK - I'll supply you with as much rabbit fur as you need, for the going price of one penny per pound (we are very old-fashioned, aren't we). Now I'm gonna take a HUUUUGE loss on this deal, but business is business.
C'mon over here bunny, this won't hurt one bit....
I wish everyone would stop horsin' around, so we could return to the deep intillectu . . . aw hell . . .
A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
And no one can talk to a horse of course
That is, of course, unless the horse is the famous Mr. Ed.
Go right to the source and ask the horse
He'll give you the answer that you'll endorse.
He's always on a steady course.
Talk to Mr. Ed.
People yakkity yak a streak and waste your time of day
But Mister Ed will never speak unless he has something to say.
A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
And this one'll talk 'til his voice is hoarse.
You never heard of a talking horse?
Well listen to this.
I am Mister Ed.
There aren't too many breeds of that stature. Clydesdale or Percheron plus a few more. What is it?
It's a trad English Shire, a Norfolk I think
Very droll, Setanta - Bobsmyth - you'll keep!
I was trying to figure out how to deal with a nasty new owner - but it was all mixed up with car accidents and police and such...hmmmm, at work we DO, in fact, HAVE a nasty new "owner" - hmm - wish I could deal with him the way....nemmind...
My horse is a stallion, so I don't have old nonsence. I'm as strait as a hetro can be, none of these male to male tricks
