Oh my god, what the hell happened to Carrot Top?

Who the hell is that?

Very scary - especially the hint 'o' rusty pubes...

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He used to be (actually, I think he still is) a moderately famous prop comedian. He used to look like this...



Damn, do you think he's on steroids now or what?

What's his name?

He's definately on steroids!


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I'll just have my therapist send you the bill this month, kickycan.

Here's the thing: you are a comedian on the road. You usually get to your next city about nine in the morning and to your hotel by noon. That means you have nine hours before you have to do fifteen minutes of solid comedy.

You have several choices- eat- sleep (alone or otherwise), drink(alone or otherwise) or write more fantastic comedic stuff (which is like work only harder)

or

you can go out to a gym and workout.

How do I know this? I work around the corner from the NY Comedy Club.
Joe(Comedians also brose a lot. None of them are as funny as you.)Nation

I remember hearing that this guy was a total babe-hound. He was supposedly big on the college circuit, and he liked the college girls. I guess he figured he could get more tail with a body like that, and like Joe said, he probably has a lot of time on his hands.

I'm not sure, but is he wearing eyeliner in that muscleman picture?

Hideous.

what's holding his pants up.....wait, don't answer that.


well kicky, since you're so into redheads I'll let you in on a little secret...

that's NICH.

Thanks. I'm going to vomit now.

What the hell indeed....I always thought he was pretty funny though...

Even all toned up he is disgusting.

Chai Tea - What is NICH?

That guy is really gruesome!

I always found this guy to be pretty scary. I haven't seen any of his comedy in a few years. I'm a little freaked out now, I wish I hadn't seen that photo.

That's not what I heard. Well, I heard he is a total babe hound, as in he is very aggressive and mysoginistic, but I assure you it's a cover up. I went to college with a girl from Orlando, Carrot Top's hometown, and she would run into him at parties etc. She said Carrot Top is fact a very gay man, and the eyeliner he's wearing in that photo--which made me throw up, swallow, and throw up again--is typical. He could be very mean to women, she said.

Case in point--the FRAMED issue of COSMO on the wall.


And here's something gross I thought of: ladies, how'd you like to oil up those veins of his? JUST the veins.

I wouldn't even dream of doing that!

Clearly, we need a new carrothead. Gargamel, you have red hair,
you're quite funny and full of humorous lines, how about stepping in?

I always thought he was a queen regardless of the script. :wink:

Wow, it never occurred to me that he might be gay.

I thought his prop comedy was funny back in the day.

I noticed the eyeliner, and the more buff body when he started doing the 1-800 long distance calls commercials. He's gotten a lot bigger now.

Actually, I just wrote a short story about a bipolar prop comic who wakes from a deep depression to find his apartment cluttered with insane creations he assembled during his most recent manic fit. Among them, a mannequin's torso glued to a unicycle, with walkie-talkies duct taped to her breasts.

Interesting, Garagmel…..weird…..but interesting……



I did too. He was like the geeky, nerdy kid at Show & Tell, explaining his toys to the class.

I don't really get the "he's scary" comments. I don't recall that his humor was the disgusting, gross-out type or that he went way over the top. It seemed like pretty mild stuff to me. Unless his act has changed as well as his appearance.

Maybe you meant his appearance? Well, yeah, he's not pretty. But how many comedians are? I sometimes wonder if pretty people could actually get a laugh from an audience.

If Brad Pitt, Andy Garcia or Tom Cruise got on stage and told you their girlfriend just dumped them, they feel like a loser and their life generally sucks….would you buy it?