AVAST ye lubbers

We are not allowed to talk about the details of what happened during the course of the show before it airs. It's in our contract. So I can't tell you a lot of WHAT happened or WHY it happened. You can imagine there was a lot of tension between free-wheeling pirates and a family caught up in appearances and so bereft of creativity that they behaved as though "fun" was something that had to be pre-packaged for their protection. I can't tell you, for instance, why late one night I licked their kitchen floor. I probably shouldn't even tell you that I did lick the floor, but you'll know soon enough anyway. Trust me, it makes sense in context and if you still don't get it I'll just say, "Pirate!"