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I'll have the tekka-maki. (Or maybe not.)

 
 
Reply Thu 31 Aug, 2006 07:09 pm
Tonight Mr. B tells me he recieved complementary tickets to a new strip club that opened in town. I'm no big fan of strip clubs but he's a grown man and he can make his own decisions and blahblahblah.

Honestly, I just don't care. I've known a few strippers and they were good women and I'm not really judgemental and I know they can make a lot of money doing that job and, heck, I'm a photographer and I've photographed nudes and women are pretty and, so what.

"Oh not this club" says Mr. B "you wouldn't think "okay" about it".

It seems this new place is a sushi bar that serves it's dishes on naked women.

You heard me right.

This girls job is to be a plate.

So I'm like all "Well does she talk and stuff or does she just lie there?"

And he's all "I don't know. It's so gross. I'm not going. Duh."

And I'm like "Good. I don't care what they pay her, being a plate is not a good job."

Plate job jokes aside (really, not funny and not a big "oh my!") what do you think about this?
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Thu 31 Aug, 2006 07:12 pm
huh?


are you serious?

I am not sure I have an opinion yet..

Im still..


well


sorta stunned,

trying to imagine, someone first of all coming UP with this idea

then marketing it

then opening day

How do you keep your girls safe?

and.. uh..

that fishy smell... ?

( Laughing ok, ok no jokes )
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boomerang
 
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Reply Thu 31 Aug, 2006 07:13 pm
I've tried to pre-empt the "fishy" jokes by ordering tekka-maki.

Isn't this just too weird?
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JPB
 
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Reply Thu 31 Aug, 2006 07:20 pm
ew!


sorry, it seems to be my favorite word of the day.



double ew!!!
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Thu 31 Aug, 2006 07:22 pm
I guess, I am trying to see the appeal.

Honestly.

I can appreciate a nude woman , almost as much as a man..
I just dont form a tripod over it..


But, I dont think I want my food on a woman..

I guess it is supposed to appeal to the younger side of a man,

the one who liked body shots in highschool/college..
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Thu 31 Aug, 2006 07:23 pm
Can the girls be touched?


And, who is going to pay for a lawsuit when some wacko decides to cut his sushi TOO hard. . . ?
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boomerang
 
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Reply Thu 31 Aug, 2006 07:30 pm
Sushi is typically eaten with chopsticks and silverwear isn't used.

I'm not sure if the girls can be touched but some people eat sushi with their fingers if they aren't adept with chopsticks.

Personally, I'd want to know that the "plate" is showering between courses, not to mention between clients.

I really feel sorry for any girl that would take this job. Can't dance? No problem, baby. Be a plate.

Sad sad sad.
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JPB
 
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Reply Thu 31 Aug, 2006 07:31 pm
Ok, I'm back-peddling from my double-ew.

If I were to go into a strip club, I'd expect to see naked people. Regardless of the fact that hell just froze over, if I was in such a place then I'd have to simply go with the flow and expect whatever. If the whatever of this particular place is eating sushi off of a feminine plate then I guess I'd either eat or go hungry.


Are all the plates she-plates?
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Tico
 
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Reply Thu 31 Aug, 2006 07:37 pm
http://www.futureclassx.com/bodypaint/blue/bodysushi/exotic051.jpg

http://an.haiguinet.com/Fire/images/Other/BodySushi.jpg

http://nomadlife.org/uploaded_images/body_sushi_110405_285-787531.jpg

Personally, I don't get the appeal.
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ebrown p
 
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Reply Thu 31 Aug, 2006 07:37 pm
If the pay were good, I don't know if this would be such a bad job.

If women are used for sushi, what would a man be used for?

<<ebrown avoids making a joke, but serves up an irresistable opportunity for someone else to crack one...>>
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JPB
 
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Reply Thu 31 Aug, 2006 07:39 pm
They look cold.
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hamburger
 
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Reply Thu 31 Aug, 2006 07:40 pm
i thought it was a joke ... but it's not !
see for yourself : ...SEATTLE SUSHI BAR...

from CNN :
"SEATTLE, Washington (AP) -- Promoters insist it's performance art. Detractors say women are getting a raw deal.

Whatever the case, the controversy over the Bonzai nightclub serving sushi on nearly naked women isn't about to fade anytime soon. "
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ebrown p
 
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Reply Thu 31 Aug, 2006 07:41 pm
In all honesty, the whole idea... especially with the pictures... seems very non-erotic.

The sushi looks good though (mmmmmm sushi).
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hamburger
 
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Reply Thu 31 Aug, 2006 07:43 pm
if they serve pickeled herring i might go Shocked - or how about eel pie ?
hbg
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msolga
 
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Reply Thu 31 Aug, 2006 07:50 pm
Call me a humorless prude, but I think there's something a bit off about using women as plates (for heaven's sake!) in a restaurant. Did they run out of the ceramic variety, or something? Rolling Eyes
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JPB
 
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Reply Thu 31 Aug, 2006 07:51 pm
That was my first reaction also, msolga. Then I recalled that this is a strip club, not a mere restaurant. When in Rome, I guess....
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Thu 31 Aug, 2006 07:52 pm
Hamburger, I think the eel should be served with a male model Wink

Frankly, if a restaurant serves excellent fresh sushi, there aren't
any gimmicks needed. My favorite - Sushi Ota - is always crowded,
no matter what time of the day.
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msolga
 
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Reply Thu 31 Aug, 2006 07:56 pm
JPB wrote:
That was my first reaction also, msolga. Then I recalled that this is a strip club, not a mere restaurant. When in Rome, I guess....


Restaurant or strip club, it's treating women as things. Ugh.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Thu 31 Aug, 2006 08:08 pm
And somehow the women are there being paid to be plates instead of putting heading down to the temp agency...
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JPB
 
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Reply Thu 31 Aug, 2006 08:09 pm
yeah, I hear you, msolga.
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