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Mon 28 Aug, 2006 05:31 pm
Some of you might have wondered, what's the deal with Stray Cat and Kickycan? Why is it that she is always talking about him? On and on, and on and on...it's like she's obsessed, man!
Well, I'm going to come clean, because I don't want anyone to have to suffer over this anymore. I am, in fact, Stray Cat. I wanted to see if I could become popular on this site again, with a different name and identity, so I donned the Stray Cat moniker, and started posting.
At first, things were fine, but at some point, something happened. I don't know how to explain it...it's like I have two separate people living inside my head. It seems that this Stray Cat persona that I created has become a real person, bent on destroying me and taking over my life!
And I can't even control it. Suddenly, I'll be sitting here thinking about starting a thread about masturbation, or boobs or something, and I'll suddenly go blank. When I come to, hours later, I find that I've posted silly-ass threads like "What kind of sandwich do you like?", or that I've gone into one of my Kickycan threads and trashed myself. It's a Jekyll-Hyde thing. I fear I'm losing control over myself, and the Stray Cat part of me is trying to destroy the Kickycan part of me!
Hmmm...suddenly I have a craving for some nice warm milk. Yeah, some nice warm mmmeeeooooowwww...oh god, not again!!!
Someone, please help me before I destroy Kickycan and all that he stands for!!!
Re: I am Stray Cat. I am Kickycan. I am Stray Cat. I am...
kickycan wrote:
Someone, please help me before I destroy Kickycan and all that he stands for!!!
It's too late...sorry. Besides, this Stray Cat seems to have developed a solid following.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Please don't say that. I'll beat myself to death with a jug of Pepsi if you say anything like that again! Take it back!
Stray cat is more popular then (gasp )
kicky can
Kickycan? Who is Kickycan? I HATE KICKYCAN!!!
KICKYCAN IS A LOSER!!! LET'S LYNCH HIM!!!
I used to cyber fk him
he was good
I have had similar problems with my Gustvavratzenhofer/Green Witch identity.
One moment I'm a crusty old farmer, the next thing I find myself talking about flowers and world peace.
I even found myself bashing Dubya one time.
It's hard living like Sybil.
Don't I know it.
Hey! Get your hand off my ass, farmboy!
(Searching for Edgar Blythe identity in order to come up with appropriate response.)
Sometimes I use my H2O_Man idenity when I am trying to help people out with their water softener problems.
I recently wrote the following...
The small line is your brine line and goes to the salt tank.
The larger line is your drain line.
I believe I am mad.
H2O_man? With a "_"?
Oh my god, I don't know how to tell you this, but...I think you're J_B.
Sweet Thistle Effing Pie??? This Kickycan's more complex than I thought..... but I'm getting stronger.....and more popular....every day!
(takes deep breath to let out a roar).....MEEEEWWW!!
Time to go, kicky! Give in to the cat!! You know you want to......AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Actually, I believe Kickycan and I are the only two people on this site, waging an all out war with our multiple personalities.
We've screwed each other, yelled about differing political beliefs, compared vacation notes, laughed and cried through the football season, and discussed shadeless neighbors.
We are both certifiably insane.
But who cares. No one is reading this **** except for us.
Must...stay...strong...must...keep...being...a...mean...prick...must...drink...milk...must...must...meeeoooawww...
thats it
im putting on my chai tea outfit
Quote:I believe I am mad.
Nah, kicky's mad.....mad as a hatter, I tell you!!
Let go of me, Letty! STAY OUT OF MY FRIGGIN' HEAD!!
BE GONE, WOMAN!!!!
I look so much better as a woman.....I love wearing these cute undies too!
She is bitting several kids every day at day care.
She is even bitting herself.
She is never that frustrated at home.
I rarely see her so mad she even throws a fit.
But apparently , at school, she is hurting kids.
Every single day.
I don't know what to do. I don't know what is making my child so angry.
This is NOT like her.
Oh ****, I've slipped into my shewolf personality.
I had better go put this crap on a different thread...
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