edgar, that's not how yodeling got started, buddy. It began with a traveling salesman who asked for shelter at a Swiss chalet. The father said that would be all right, but he was to stay away from his two daughters.
Well, as traveling salesmen often do, he didn't, and the next morning, the father sternly asked the man if he had "touched" the girls. The salesman grinned sheepishly and said yes. "What!" replied the old man. "Both of my daughters?" The salesman nodded yes. At this point the father picked the man up and threw him off the peak into the precipice. As the salesman fell he called out:
And your old lady, too.
Yes, Reyn.