Man, I don't know what I ate before...

Uggh! I hate the feeling.........


Makes ya wanna belch, fart, cough, sneeze...anything you can do to relieve some of the pressure...LOL

Not sugar-free Jelly Bellies, I hope. If so, you are in for a real treeat.

I wondered where that smell of burned tires was coming from....

Amazingly enough DD, no odor to speak of.

Just these really long breezes that lasted 5 or 6 times as long as normal. You know, the one's that go on so long you actually become alarmed, then start laughing

I think it was a large peach I ate earlier.

Re: Man, I don't know what I ate before...

Naw, we're all taking it easy today, according to the POPE's ORDERS!

Isn't there a song that goes something along those lines?

I'm sure there's a tune in there somewheres.

Did you find a way to release the gas without offending anyone?

Pppppppppppppppppppppppppfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.......................

[Bella shows Chai exactly how she would release gas by s-t-r-e-t-c-h-i-n-g a thread]

aahh....I just ate a dozen raw oysters, that'll do the trick.

Actually, I think I ate about 16.

here i sit all broken hearted

came to **** but

only farted

I used to eat raw oysters and clams while still in the boat after we raked em. I especially liked the Zalt oysters from the sand oyser bars of the Delaware and Chesapeake Then, I saw a flick of a guy who came down with a toxic reaction from the various "red tide" critters.It was bleeding horrible. Fortunately the guy died, but almost like in a rabid state.
Nope, when heat destroys the occasional toxins that could occur, and, since there are really no CLEAN places left for shellfish in the entire planet, Ill eat only steamed and even thats no full guarentee .

Now we always bring shellfish into a clean brine solution and letem purge. Then we change the water and add new brine and corn meal and keep the critters inthere until they siphon out cornmeal out of their little siphuncles. Then well cook zem. It takes about a day for a full purge,

Trust me, you dont wanna die from red tide. Its not only painful, its embarrasing. Here you are touting clean foods, then you purposely poison yourself with a raw bivalve.

Oh, a first symptom of gymnodymium poisoning is upset stomach, then a gradually rising heartrate. This continues until your body goes into a neural shock and you twitch and puke, and are hyperaware that something is happening (like rabies). Sometimes people can go into fevers of 107 F and the body just burns itself out with neural overload and hematomas all over.

Rabies mixed with ebola. Just from eating raw clams.

You seem like a smart girl. Stop doing this, I dont care about your seafaring upbringing. We live in times where we have too many people pooping prodigious pounds of pollutants and petrochemicals into the benthos

ok

The wolverine act the other 44....and he just finished a peach.

we're doomed.




seriously farmerman, I came down with some kind of parasite that keep going dormant, that went active about 5 or 6 times before it went away. This went on for years.

No doctor could figure out what it was. I finally purged myself by never eating food I didn't prepare, and drinking distilled water for about 2 years.

I'll lay off the oysters, unless I die tonight.

well, I guess I'll lay off them then too.

so, how about sushi?

IF you die , can my wife have your avatar?

sure, what do I care.