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dadpad
 
Reply Sat 19 Aug, 2006 02:30 am
A few kangaroos short in the top paddock.

A sanger short of a picnic.

A tower short of a castle.


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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Sat 19 Aug, 2006 03:04 am
a few fries short of a happy meal...
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djjd62
 
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Reply Sat 19 Aug, 2006 03:52 am
lights on, nobody home

the elevator stops short of the top floor

long on drywall, short on studs
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CerealKiller
 
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Reply Sat 19 Aug, 2006 04:11 am
Not the brightest bulb on the tree.

Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

Useless as tits on a bull.

Stuck on stupid.

Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box.

Elevator doesn't quiet make it to the top floor.

A few bricks short of a load.

As bright as a sack of hammers.

Dumb as a rock.
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lmur
 
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Reply Sat 19 Aug, 2006 04:46 am
thick as a ditch
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farmerman
 
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Reply Sat 19 Aug, 2006 04:55 am
sharp as a bowling ball

2 bales shy of a ton

his bubble aint centered


PS dadpad,In US, a "sanger" is somebody who digs for ginseng roots.

Thats one click off the bullseye
his fridge aint plugged in so he aint makin any icecubes
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 19 Aug, 2006 05:06 am
In no need of a working corpus callosum.
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farmerman
 
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Reply Sat 19 Aug, 2006 06:17 am
That was a stretch deb. We would say its
"all paint and no engine"
or

"all vines and no tomatoes"
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Sat 19 Aug, 2006 06:19 am
7 beers short of a 6 pack.
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Noddy24
 
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Reply Sat 19 Aug, 2006 06:40 am
Not proverbial, but very trendy in genetic circles:

Got an old fashioned HAR1F.

The toys in his attic are broken.

He was standing behind the door when the brains were passed out.
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roger
 
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Reply Sat 19 Aug, 2006 07:17 am
Izzat like all hat; no cows, fm?
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smorgs
 
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Reply Sat 19 Aug, 2006 07:23 am
not first in the queue for brains
useless as a chocolate ashtray

my favourite:

useful as a one legged man in an arse kicking competition!


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Letty
 
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Reply Sat 19 Aug, 2006 07:25 am
a half a bubble off plum
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dadpad
 
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Reply Sat 19 Aug, 2006 08:00 am
farmerman wrote:

PS dadpad,In US, a "sanger" is somebody who digs for ginseng roots.


sanger = sandwich; I guess you all worked that out.

a clown short of a circus.

Useless as a screen door on a submarine.

A note short of an octave

A few tiles short of a successful re-entry

Couldn't organize a piss-up in a brewery
(Piss up=party/drinks with the boys)
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sat 19 Aug, 2006 08:44 am
a cucumber short on a salad.
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farmerman
 
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Reply Sat 19 Aug, 2006 09:50 am
roger, yep, like "all paint and no engine"


dadpad-In theAppalachians "ang" is only ginseng. I could find my definition as "one who harvests wild ginseng for market".I did not find it as an alternate for "sandwich". Is that a local term?

"Not enough torque on his brain bolts"
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Sat 19 Aug, 2006 10:09 am
a screw loose

not all cups in the cupboard (German)

a crack in the bowl (German)

bathed to hot (German)
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Eva
 
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Reply Sat 19 Aug, 2006 11:49 am
not the sharpest tool in the shed

not the brightest bulb in the box
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sublime1
 
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Reply Sat 19 Aug, 2006 12:08 pm
Dock doesn't quite reach the water

Long on drywall, short on studs.

Gas engine running on diesel.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Sat 19 Aug, 2006 05:44 pm
mcee fya wrote:
a few wheels short of a quad
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