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In every bag of crisps..

 
 
Reply Tue 15 Aug, 2006 07:40 am
...known as chips in some places, is there always a crisp in the shape of a heart?

Not broken into shape but complete.
I was thinking this as I opened my packet of crisps adnd low and behold I found 2 heart shaped crisps.

Any other interesting shapes?

Please post your findings.
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Tue 15 Aug, 2006 11:37 am
I once found a chip shaped like a severed finger. And it was totally realistic looking! It even had the color and texture of a finger. I couldn't gnaw through it for the life of me. That was some chip!
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NickFun
 
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Reply Tue 15 Aug, 2006 12:16 pm
I found a crisp shaped like the Virgin Mary and now it is worshipped and revered.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Tue 15 Aug, 2006 12:22 pm
I found a flavor nugget in mine one time.
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cyphercat
 
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Reply Tue 15 Aug, 2006 05:18 pm
shewolfnm wrote:
I found a flavor nugget in mine one time.


What in the sweet living hell is a "flavor nugget"?
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Tue 15 Aug, 2006 07:57 pm
Laughing Laughing


the package of flavoring they drop into the oils when they fry the chips.

It is supposed to dissolve, and coat the potatoes..


eh

it didnt dissolve

and my chips were...... well........ flavorless.


So I tasted said nugget..
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Chai
 
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Reply Tue 15 Aug, 2006 07:58 pm
and her head exploded
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Chai
 
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Reply Tue 15 Aug, 2006 07:59 pm
man, flavor nuggets are some bad-ass sh*t
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Tue 15 Aug, 2006 08:02 pm
People probably make antibodies to flavor nuggets..
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Tue 15 Aug, 2006 08:08 pm
I once found a chip that had the image of Christ on it. Something like this...

http://www.plewak.com/thedroolies/spittoon/images/jesus_chip.gif

I bit into the chip and it started bleeding. I had an epiphany and was ready to confess my sins and turn my life over to Christ, until I remembered I had an open sore in my mouth from french-kissing a possum earlier in the day, and the blood had nothing to do with the potato chip.

I am back to my heathen ways.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Tue 15 Aug, 2006 08:10 pm
you make baby jesus cry
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Tue 15 Aug, 2006 08:10 pm
this should be one o' them word games


in every bag of crisps ...

there are a lot of calories

there is one heart-shaped crisp

there are ridges

there might be flavour nuggets
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Tue 15 Aug, 2006 08:10 pm
actually, he cries because his daddy drinks..

but i will still blame it on you
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lezzles
 
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Reply Wed 16 Aug, 2006 09:31 pm
shewolfnm wrote:
you make baby jesus cry


Nah, personally I believe Jesus gets a big laugh out of Gus' shenanigans.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Wed 16 Aug, 2006 09:34 pm
I never saw Jesus laughing. Of course, that doesn't mean he didn't...
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lezzles
 
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Reply Wed 16 Aug, 2006 09:38 pm
If you were Jesus, and you read all the bull that is written for and against you - you would HAVE to have a good sense of humour.

And you've got to believe Jesus loves Gus too!
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Dizzy Delicious
 
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Reply Wed 16 Aug, 2006 09:39 pm
Gargamel wrote:
I once found a chip shaped like a severed finger. And it was totally realistic looking! It even had the color and texture of a finger. I couldn't gnaw through it for the life of me. That was some chip!


Was it bloody?
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Wed 16 Aug, 2006 10:49 pm
Um, there were some brown stains around the knuckle--why?
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