Happy Birthday, and don't forget to look on theĀ
The positive side of being a super oldie:
You'll never have to endure those harrowing visits to the dentist again.
You'll save a fortune on shampoo.
You can finally sell those dreadful diet and exercise books that have sat unopened on the bookshelf for years.
You can embarrass your family by entering glamorous granny competitions.
You don't need to make an effort anymore - people will expect you to be frumpy, boring and cantankerous.
Your failing memory allows you to convince yourself that you're a super sex machine.
You'll be able to talk incessantly about the good old days.
I am sure there many more benefits, have a good one.