littlek wrote:I see no elephants, inside or out.... that's too bad.
They are outside right now, littlek. They are swishing their tails and appear to be eating something.
they are practicing slow motion dance steps
Oh, true story....I saw this video on TV
2 elephants, a boy and a girl....and the boy decided to have his way with her.
He climbs on (while all these parents are like, "aaaaaahh" trying to turn their kids away)
Well, the girl was standing too close to the edge of the moat thingie and she fell in and got stuck!
The boy elephant (with a slowly dying hard on) is running back and forth like "OMG, Kelly fell in the moat! Kelly! OMG, Kelly fell in!"
They had to get him out of the area, and it took them probably a half an hour to hoist her out.
Anyway, they let him back out, and Kelly's standing there all discombobulated and everything. He rushed over and started touching her all over with his trunk, making sure she was OK.
"You OK Kelly? Man oh man, I'm really sorry, I didn't mean to push you in. You OK?
Kelly was all...."yeah, i'm ok, i just need to stand here a minute."
Boy, he was really upset.
Did he do her then? After the commotion?
I've told this story before, but since it is applicable to this thread, I shall tell it again.
There was a time when I delivered quarters of beef to various outlets around town. The quarters, enormous slabs of beef, were not meant for human consumption, but rather for animals. I delivered the stuff to people who had large dogs, wolves, that sort of thing.
One day I received an order from a circus that was passing through. They needed a shipment of beef quarters for their lions and tigers.
I arrived the next day at the circus and started unloading the beef quarters. There were people from around town who had gathered to watch the circus being set up. One little boy looked at the beef quarters being unloaded and tugged at his dad's arm, saying, "What is that for, Daddy?"
The guy looks at the kid, and I swear to god this idiot was dead serious, and replies, "That's what they feed the elephants, son."
This thread needs more furry bottom talk.
