That's not like and oomfy loofah, is it?
I can hardly wait until we install the Dyslexia Poopity Heads Coalition spa. [I have to insist, no fezes in the water].
Doesn't fez felt fizzle when it sizzles? (Where is Lion Tamer when we need his expertise?)
Will somebody call this meeting to disorderly conduct?
That was already done. Where were you? Missed another meeting, heh?
Where have all the flowers gone?
<littlek breaks out in song>
Will wet birds fly at night?
Where are the Snowdens of yesteryear?
Somebody hang some plastic bags of water to keep the flies away.
<all the singing stops and everyone looks at edgar> What?
Flies hide when they think it will rain. The bags of water fool them into hiding. Try it out on the porch sometime.
are you saying our singing is attracting flies?!
Sing Sing. Isn't that in New York?
Some of us are in fly desperation here in Albuduke. Alas, I don't have screen doors...... yet. I got rid of the miserable rusting rotting storm doors but haven't replaced them with something logical.
At least they're not horse flies. Horse flies just love me...
Once we get our act together we'd make a great shadow goverment. In the meantime I volunteer for screwup at large.
By the way, Gus, Dys is the most dependable guy I know. I can absolutely depend on him to be deceptive, abusive, appalling, unfair, etc. He never disappoints. So back off.
And them's his good points.
