Action Figures

I'm not sure where she found such an item, but boomer came through in the clutch with this gem....



That is absolutely friggin' priceless.

Thank you for contributing, boomer, and please allow me to present you with the trophy for "Action Figure-Finder Extraordinaire".

Gus, I'm betting you and the Lunch Lady are using the same cookbook.

Here's my nomination, Gus.

And you would be correct, young lady. Very astute.

I just hope someone doesn't come along and post a Tiny Tim action figure. I have always hated that guy and have gone so far as to eradicate the tulip population on my property.

Oh. Okay, I won't post that one, then.

How about an action figure of my favorite character from Monty Python instead?

Much better. Welcome to the Action Figure club.

This took some effort.

My momma talkin' to me tryin' to tell me how to live
But I don't listen to her 'cause my head is like a sieve
My daddy, he disowned me 'cause I wear my sister's clothes
He caught me in the bathroom with a pair of pantyhose

My basketball coach, he done kicked me off the team
For wearin' high-heel sneakers and actin' like a queen



The world's comin' to an end, I don't even care
As long as I can have a limo and my orange hair
And it don't bother me if people think I'm "funny"
'Cause I'm a big rock star and I'm makin' lots of money
money, money, money, money, money, money
Ahhh! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...

I'm so bloody rich! Ha ha ha ha
I own apartment buildings and shopping centers! Ha ha ha ha
And I only know three chords! Ha ha ha ha

Thanks for sharing, InfraBlue. That was beautiful.

Whao, man, am I driving OK?

Dude, I think we're parked.