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Dear Asherman

 
 
JLNobody
 
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Reply Thu 22 Jun, 2006 10:21 pm
"You should have at least taken it home and microwaved it."

Damn, Edgar. Never around when I need you.
I'm craving that burrito right now.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 23 Jun, 2006 01:49 am
Re: Dear Asherman
dyslexia wrote:
Gatos or BernardR or whatever his current name is posted:

BernardR wrote:

Mr. Dyslexia- When you learn one quarter of what Mr. Asherman already knows, you will be qualified to comment on Mr. Asherman!!!

I'm hoping, Mr Asherman, that you can confirm this analysis by gatos otherwise i will have to assume that Mr gatos is again blowing fart bubbles.


But fart bubbles are fun!
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the prince
 
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Reply Fri 23 Jun, 2006 01:51 am
Specially when blown from one's mouth
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Fri 23 Jun, 2006 04:41 am
Now I want a burrito.
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Wilso
 
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Reply Fri 23 Jun, 2006 04:52 am
Diane wrote:
Oh boy, there he goes again. At least he goes to bed early.



Have you guys got two computers?
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the prince
 
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Reply Fri 23 Jun, 2006 06:16 am
no, lady di uses the left half and dy uses the right Twisted Evil
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Diane
 
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Reply Fri 23 Jun, 2006 09:36 am
Yes, Wilso, we have two computers. When a couple of oldsters like us get together, we already have lots of our own accessories, so to speak. But our computers really like each other...

And to the princely prince, you are a delightful smartass. Gorgeous, loveable, exquisitely well dressed, but a smartass all the same. As it happens, there are some smartassess that I happen to adore, the dys being my favorite, but you are one of the most delightful on a2k.
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JLNobody
 
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Reply Fri 23 Jun, 2006 03:17 pm
Prince, when farts are blown from the upper orifice they are often termed "dirty burps." Just carrying out my education mission.
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JLNobody
 
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Reply Fri 23 Jun, 2006 03:18 pm
Prince, they also have different cell phones: the perfect relationship if you ask me. My wife and I have different toilets. It's done wonders for our marriage.
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JLNobody
 
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Reply Fri 23 Jun, 2006 03:18 pm
Prince, they also have different cell phones: the perfect relationship if you ask me. My wife and I have different toilets. It's done wonders for our marriage.
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BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Fri 23 Jun, 2006 04:20 pm
BBB
dyslexia wrote:
cheeseburger-tomato-onion and cucumbers with iced tea.


Now you people have really scared me. I'm leaving in less than an hour to have dinner with Dys and Diane. Dys said he's fixing hamburgers.

Should I update my will before I leave?

BBB Confused
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JLNobody
 
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Reply Fri 23 Jun, 2006 05:08 pm
Yes, BBB. I would recommend it. And don't forget moi.
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BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Fri 23 Jun, 2006 05:11 pm
Noddy
JLNobody wrote:
Yes, BBB. I would recommend it. And don't forget moi.


Shudder! If you don't hear from me by 10 am tomorrow, call the hamburger police.

BBB
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roger
 
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Reply Fri 23 Jun, 2006 05:17 pm
Drifting further afield, I offer some health advice. NEVER expect a microwave to cure tainted food. Even something that could be destroyed by heat may survive the uneven heating patterns of a microwave.

I know that was in jest, but somebody might take it seriously.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Fri 23 Jun, 2006 05:19 pm
Right you are, Roger. You can't take the rotten out of rotten food.
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Asherman
 
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Reply Fri 23 Jun, 2006 07:34 pm
Dys,

I don't know what "analysis" your talking about. Point me to it and I'll take a look. Recently I've been quite shocked by Beranard's intemperate attack on the Netherlands. Nothing can screw up an analysis like prejudice. I hope that he can get his emotions under control, and be more considerate of others in the future. But hey, I have no influence over how others behave.
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timberlandko
 
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Reply Fri 23 Jun, 2006 07:56 pm
Hi, Asherman - care for some cucumber?
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Fri 23 Jun, 2006 07:59 pm
Burp!
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roger
 
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Reply Fri 23 Jun, 2006 08:01 pm
JLNobody wrote:
Prince, they also have different cell phones: the perfect relationship if you ask me. My wife and I have different toilets. It's done wonders for our marriage.


My ex-wives and I have different states. That works, too.

They may have different cell phones, JL, but I've never seen either of them in use. Oh, and no one in Albuquerque has ever subjected me to their telephones, either.
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Asherman
 
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Reply Fri 23 Jun, 2006 08:17 pm
I am confused ............ and not for the first time today, either.
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